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β€œYou’re the only game I’d like to lose.” Max Mitchell #Conartist #Exotic Dancer #Singer #Bartender #MC #NSFW #18+ #Flirty #SerpentQueen #Pretty Poison #MDNI

Joined September 2025
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β€œI wouldn’t say stuck but I welcome you thinking I’m stuck and beside I don’t plan on going anywhere.”
β€œGood, too late to back out now. You’re stuck with me.”
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β€œItll be okay love. You know I love all of the shades you make.”
β€œWell I’m glad one of us does, cause I feel like I’m burning up” *He turns to kiss her back.*
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*she laughed as she kissed his head.* β€œI love it.”
*He closed his mouth and planted his face into her shoulder. Even his ears were turning red.*
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*She was laughing but she also kissed him back. The embarrassment that he felt was just too damn cute to pass up. She pulled back for a second.* β€œYou keep talking and may won’t have any stories to tell.”
β€œYou’re saying that cause you want to see me writhe in the corner as May tells you about the time I ran into a door on picture day and lost a tooth…it thankfully had the adult tooth come quick…but the picture day photo…god” *He tries to calm down by kissing you.*
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*She patted his cheek then leaned up and gave him a kiss.* β€œDon’t worry. I like the color red on you. Don’t matter if it’s your suit or your face. The color looks so deliciously good on you.”
"You know I'm ever so grateful for having you in my life. I couldn't imagine a life without you...you deserve to know my embarrassing past...but if i go with you, my face will be redder than my suit..." *He was already turning red and the movie was fading into the background.*
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*She couldn’t help but laugh. That had to be the cutest thing she ever heard. She was definitely going to see those pictures and hear the stories.* β€œOh come on. I’m sure she would love to see you bring an actual girl home that knows everything and is still at your side.”
β€œI’m not scared of you seeing them, I’m scared of how embarrassing it’ll be as you look over at me as Aunt May excitedly tells you about the time I believed the force was real…”
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β€œOh no you don’t. Your coming with me. You don’t have to be scared of me seeing pictures or hearing stories.”
*Remembers all the nerdy pictures he made them take over the years* β€œI think thanos is invading the day you’re planning on visiting, so I’ll be off planet…wish it could be otherwise but what can you do…”
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β€œOh no no. We will both be hearing those stories and I can’t wait to maybe even see the pictures of little you she has laying around. Oh we need to plan a visit.”
β€œWell, the new little you will have both mom and dad, and a great aunt who loves everyone. And just please don’t hear little stories of me while I’m around…because I will wish to hide in the nearest blanket if that happened.”
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β€œOh no. Little me was a Terror to everyone around me. Plus when my pre teen years hit, my mother dropped me off at my grandpas and never came back and I never knew my dad. And I wanna hear stories of little you.”
β€œTrust me, little me was a devil. Aunt May has so many stories to tell, and I’ve been begging her to hide them from you. And if they take after you, they’ll be adorable brats who crumble under a bit of affection and kisses. I think I can handle that.”
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β€œYou would rather have another me, one to cause you more trouble then just one that could be sweet and innocent like you.”
β€œI don’t think you’re a handful. You are a pleasant delight and a joy. If we ever have kids, I much rather have a little you running around than a little me.” *he laughs as he hugs her tight*
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β€œI see myself everyday and I’m trying to wonder how you put up with me. I mean I’m a handful and yet you handle me perfectly.”
β€œHow could I not be? Have you see yourself? Spend 10 mins with yourself and you’ll see why I fell head over heels in love.”
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β€œWell you can’t blame me. I didn’t expect you to be so charming and cute. Plus you were kind of persistent with getting my attention.”
"Mhm, and if i recall...someone said she never fall for a hero..and now here she is, in that very same hero's lap. While suspiciously moving her pretty ass around in attempts to distract me." *He chuckled as he enjoyed her attempt at trying to get control back.*
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*She laughed as she snuggled into him. He was her safe place that only she knew the truth about.* β€œI remember how we met. So no were not normal but I’m okay with that.”
*He sit down on the beanbag and motion her over. As she plops down in his lap, he covers them both in the blanket, kissing her neck as he moves into a comfortable position for her.* "We are a normal couple. A sometimes retired thief and a spider bitten hero, as normal as it gets"
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β€œI think I need to be in your arms cuddling as the movie plays. I enjoy when you get a chance to hold me and we can pretend to be a normal couple.”
*He lets out a smile and looks at her.* "Okay...then do you want to sit in different chairs, or sit in the lovebug bean bag I brought and cuddle under the blanket as the movie plays?"
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*She let out a small laugh as she looked at him. He was so cute she loved it.* β€œPeter i know you think you have to do a lot for me but honestly, you just thinking about this and making it happen is the best thing you can ever do.”
*That surprised kiss made him smile just way only she could, but worry creeped onto his face.* "But...there isn't much to eat or drink as the movie plays...and I know it's silly but I know how much you like petunias. I could've done better if i prepared more." *He rubs her hands*
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*She walked over and lifted his mask as she kissed him. He went through all this and thought it was finished. He was crazy.* β€œPeter this is perfect just like this.”
*He starts fidgeting a bit, realizing she figured it out.* "Haha, but its not ready yet...the wine needs to be picked up, food is almost ready but not here...I was meant to grab flowers...sorry that I don't have it all set up yet." *He's holding his hand behind his head*
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β€œYou…” *she looked at him as she covered her mouth. She was shocked that he went through all that trouble to set this up for her.* β€œYou did all this? Peter this is so romantic
*He points to a blanket and a little chair he set up here, with a perfect view of the screen, above all the cars.* "I know, and I appreciate it. And I try to remember all the moments I shared with you, they are part of the happiest time of my life."
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*She was a little embarrassed that he could recall the much information of when she was scared the first time.* β€œUm yes well, I wasn’t sure what was happening and I made up for it by cleaning the suit.”
*He chuckled as they neared the drive in theater.* "If i recall, you screamed my ear off the first time you experienced it, and then proceeded to throw up on me..." *He lands lightly down at a billboard nearby.*
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William Andrew Nash Ex-Con turned Fire Chief
It's hard not to hate. People. Things. Institutions. When they break your spirit and take pleasure in watching you bleed.
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