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Spiderman/peter parker
Nsfw portrayal
Writer’s mixture of Spiderman character traits he has enjoyed
OPEN DMS!
“You’re saying that cause you want to see me writhe in the corner as May tells you about the time I ran into a door on picture day and lost a tooth…it thankfully had the adult tooth come quick…but the picture day photo…god” *He tries to calm down by kissing you.*
"You know I'm ever so grateful for having you in my life. I couldn't imagine a life without you...you deserve to know my embarrassing past...but if i go with you, my face will be redder than my suit..." *He was already turning red and the movie was fading into the background.*
*Remembers all the nerdy pictures he made them take over the years* “I think thanos is invading the day you’re planning on visiting, so I’ll be off planet…wish it could be otherwise but what can you do…”
“Well, the new little you will have both mom and dad, and a great aunt who loves everyone. And just please don’t hear little stories of me while I’m around…because I will wish to hide in the nearest blanket if that happened.”
“Trust me, little me was a devil. Aunt May has so many stories to tell, and I’ve been begging her to hide them from you. And if they take after you, they’ll be adorable brats who crumble under a bit of affection and kisses. I think I can handle that.”
“I don’t think you’re a handful. You are a pleasant delight and a joy. If we ever have kids, I much rather have a little you running around than a little me.” *he laughs as he hugs her tight*
"Mhm, and if i recall...someone said she never fall for a hero..and now here she is, in that very same hero's lap. While suspiciously moving her pretty ass around in attempts to distract me." *He chuckled as he enjoyed her attempt at trying to get control back.*
*He sit down on the beanbag and motion her over. As she plops down in his lap, he covers them both in the blanket, kissing her neck as he moves into a comfortable position for her.* "We are a normal couple. A sometimes retired thief and a spider bitten hero, as normal as it gets"
*He lets out a smile and looks at her.* "Okay...then do you want to sit in different chairs, or sit in the lovebug bean bag I brought and cuddle under the blanket as the movie plays?"
*That surprised kiss made him smile just way only she could, but worry creeped onto his face.* "But...there isn't much to eat or drink as the movie plays...and I know it's silly but I know how much you like petunias. I could've done better if i prepared more." *He rubs her hands*
*He starts fidgeting a bit, realizing she figured it out.* "Haha, but its not ready yet...the wine needs to be picked up, food is almost ready but not here...I was meant to grab flowers...sorry that I don't have it all set up yet." *He's holding his hand behind his head*
*He points to a blanket and a little chair he set up here, with a perfect view of the screen, above all the cars.* "I know, and I appreciate it. And I try to remember all the moments I shared with you, they are part of the happiest time of my life."
*He chuckled as they neared the drive in theater.* "If i recall, you screamed my ear off the first time you experienced it, and then proceeded to throw up on me..." *He lands lightly down at a billboard nearby.*



