H'amateur magician. Keeper of rabbits. Glee club member (baritone). It's my duty to listen to all and sundry. Parody account.
Condicote, England
Joined October 2011
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PUBLIC SERVICE H'ANNOUNCEMENT
Dont forget the clocks go back an hour tonight and we shall see the return to GPT - Greenwich Posset Time.
That young Master Harker is a little feint from the strain of learning. What should I do?
100%Recommend a posset
0%Advise an early night
0%No more secret breakfasts
24 votes • Final resultsI hear that some people have tried to pour custard over the crown jewels. They better not try that with my posset! That would cause a stir.
#TheBoxOfDelights #TheWolvesAreRunning
In darkest Cellars underneath
Our officer at Tatchester has called asking if the Punch and Judy man, Master Harker thought had been scrobbled, was fit to perform before the Bishop @tatchester. I didn't know his Grace was going to do a turn as well. I'm sure that will rehassure Master Harker all is well.
Young Master Harker has come to see me this morning with his friend Master @PeterPurplePim Jones. Some story about an old Punch and Judy man being scrobbled into an haeroplane on Bottlers Down. I hope they weren't trespassing. Mmm, what should I do?
4%Call Caroline Louisa
12%Call Reverend Boddledale
83%Make a note
24 votes • Final results#TheBoxOfDelights #TheWolvesAreRunning
Episode Two
Where shall the 'nighted Showman go?