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disgraced marching band professional who is a machinist now idk/ I drink Dos Equis #### #### Parody Account

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RadFemHitler, let me hit one time
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I think I'm gonna start having sex when this whole Covid thing blows over
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سيم شاو@symchauuOct 28
i was taking a shower and looked down at my little ass dick i didn’t even cry this time i just sighed
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@imsoshive_Oct 27
I had to go find that mf and I'm dying all over again😂😂😂😂
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The Right Hand is Mercy. (@thesunwriters) profile pictureThe Right Hand is Mercy.@thesunwritersOct 27
This is me with “don’t sell my girl no weed bro.”
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He forgot to consult the graph
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computer@computer1010101Oct 27
Dude I'd be unstoppable if I wasn't who I am
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owen cyclops (@owenbroadcast) profile picture
owen cyclops
@owenbroadcastOct 27
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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Its cool when your mom has a minivan and you jump in and out of the sliding door like a secret agent skeleton but even then we’d hit 5 or so houses before hopping in
mojave bug 🎰🌵 (@R0B0TRANCHER) profile picturemojave bug 🎰🌵@R0B0TRANCHEROct 27
By far the most humiliating method of American trick or treating has got to be the shit my parents made me do as a kid: drive between each house and get in and out of the car at every stop while every other kid in town walked normally
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Tim Oldland
@TimoldlandOct 26
This may well be the best finish line crossing ever in the history of motorsport.
уроборос 🥦⁶³ (@strgazersan) profile pictureуроборос 🥦⁶³@strgazersanOct 26
как креативно пересекать финишную черту наглядное пособие от гонщиков наскар
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tia ★@tiadeeznutsOct 25
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Ned Fulmer (@nedfulmer) profile pictureNed Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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rowan sexamungus@samschlong_Oct 25
a weekend is simply not enough time for a real drug bender
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marzy ✨@weirdnotwildOct 25
me and who?
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BellatorDomini@jay21547959Oct 23
More people are addicted to weed because true alcoholism takes incredible willpower
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Taking out a personal loan to pay off my car so i dont have to deal with this fuckass bank anymore, what do you mean you have to call me back to do a payment by card lmaoo
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ANNE | Maria@AndooAssOct 20
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biote (@pioniium) profile picturebiote@pioniiumOct 19
wow texas is so beautiful
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constans@constansOct 18
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Peter Wolf (@peterawolf) profile picturePeter Wolf
@peterawolfOct 18
At a certain point, the hard-left in Western democracies needs to wean itself off of exalting and replicating tactics employed by revolutionary movements to overthrow archaic autocracies and rickety provisional governments crippled by wartime emergencies over a century ago.
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Ed Zitron (@edzitron) profile picture
Ed Zitron
@edzitronOct 16
Hardest I’ve laughed in a while, however good you think this might be it’s better
𝐰𝐢†𝐜𝐡𝐬𝐲 (@evilitalian) profile picture𝐰𝐢†𝐜𝐡𝐬𝐲@evilitalianOct 16
do you guys want to see my favorite video on the Internet
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🐝 Bee 🐝 (@SavinTheBees) profile picture
🐝 Bee 🐝
@SavinTheBeesOct 15
The graphic got me in tears
MLFootball (@MLFootball) profile pictureMLFootball
@MLFootballOct 15
🚨🚨TRENDING🚨🚨 Legendary Pittsburgh #Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin says he believes he may be on the autism spectrum. “I am probably on the spectrum. My wife would say that.” Tomlin was one of the all-time great characters in #NFL history due to his personality. (Via GQ)
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William Guppy
@w_guppyOct 14
It is best to drink heavily during the week. Hangovers are more easily overcome by working, and work, usually so meaningless, is given meaning by this objective.
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David Goldblatt (@davidtgoldblatt) profile picture
David Goldblatt@davidtgoldblattOct 14
It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
Lennart Heim (@ohlennart) profile pictureLennart Heim
@ohlennartOct 14
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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