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@samschlong_

phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️‍⚧️

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Joined March 2017
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i kind of fundamentally dont understand how technology works. how does it do that. like how does numbers equal doing things
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"im too self-aware for therapy" no. bitch. you're not. bitch. if you were, you'd understand what therapy actually is. bitch. insight isn't integration. bitch. you're chronically intellectualizing. bitch. you need to feel yourself. bitch. lil hoe ass bitch
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posting expert II@beefdentistOct 29
I just need to make a to do list. and then everything will be Okay
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just told my friend "i wonder why my dad loved me" is that good or bad
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do fish cut each other off like cars do
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white underwear is so embarrassing what do you mean its that brown
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the sober mind is fascinating
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cool thing about forgetting to schedule a psych appointment is that eventually youll be admitted anyway
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is it a red flag or a green flag that when i was a kid i defended tom and hated jerry
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Oct 27
I’m living under a stolen identity and it’s not my actual day of birth
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why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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@AdamFriedlandOct 26
Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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your face and every detail
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ive gotten really good at staring forward for half an hour to a full hour at a time
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i remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence
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epic brap battles of history fart vs queef BEGIN!!!!
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this is the most beautiful post ive ever made. everyone is coming together to share how we all hate our jobs and want to escape reality
rowan sexamungus (@samschlong_) profile picturerowan sexamungus@samschlong_Oct 25
a weekend is simply not enough time for a real drug bender
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Slutzy Putzy@putzisbackbabyOct 24
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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/d/@ldgafllysfmOct 24
Once you experience 60s and 70s music you’ll never stop wanting to beat the 80s to death with your bare hands
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