maybe me am that kind of orc
up ur butt & around the corner
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posting expert II retweeted
IMPORTANT: DISCORD MESSAGES WILL BE SEARCHABLE ON GOOGLE
Starting November 16, 2026, Google will begin indexing public Discord server messages. Remember, the deadline is today! This could be used in a lawsuit against you. Everything you posted will be posted today—including the messages you deleted. It costs nothing: just copy and post. Better safe than sorry.
According to UCC Act, Article 1-207, 1… setting up my reserve of rights…
I DO NOT ALLOW DISCORD or any other person dealing with Discord to use my messages, photos, information, or posts, past or future.
I do not give Discord permission to share my information published on its platform. MESSAGES, CURRENT OR DELETED, PHOTOS, USERNAME, PHONE NUMBER, SERVER MEMBERSHIPS, OR PROFILE INFORMATION. Absolutely nothing can be used in any form without my written permission.
With this statement, I inform Discord that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, spread, or disseminate anything connected with this account and/or its content.
The content of this account is private and confidential. Violation of my privacy can be prosecuted by law.
HINT: Discord is now a public organization.
All participants should post such a note.
“I do not give Discord permission to share my information published on its platform.” MESSAGES, CURRENT OR DELETED, PHOTOS, USERNAME, PHONE NUMBER, SERVER MEMBERSHIPS, OR PROFILE INFORMATION. Absolutely nothing can be used in any form without my written permission.
YOU ALL need to read this.
A second guy at my husbands work has started referring to him as Clarke Kent for some fucking reason
posting expert II retweeted
[GENIE APPEARING FROM LAMP] What mortal summons me!
[WIPING SWEAT FROM BROW] I have journeyed far and faced many perils, all for this moment.
[GENIE, VOICE BOOMING AS IF SPEAKING INTO A DIVINE MEGAPHONE] So be decreed, your wishes three! I’ll grant your request-
I am dressing as book slop for Halloween and I don’t want to hear a fucking peep about it. I’m going to have fun and get drunk dressed as a cat that shoots lasers from its eyes. Crazy to say it’s your favorite series tho
Guilt tripping my best friend for not leaving her 2 month old for three days to go on my weekend long birthday trip where coordinated themed outfits are required
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Every year I beg everyone to send me any dates they need off once they know they need the date off and every year people will sit on a 4 week vacation and not tell me until the last possible minute. Why are you doing this to me. I never say no. I always say “have fun!”
my husband keeps one of those hook up lists in his notes app where you list each person you’ve slept with and a brief description of how it was, except it’s for truckers he’s gone on a route with so he knows who to suck up to when it’s time for the bid
let’s see if I can make the hour commute to work without getting pulled over for not having a front plate
