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carmel, two weeks later and i still canβt believe youβre gone. i miss being able to send you pomeranian videos, i miss you smacking me around when i was going to stupidly spend money, and i miss coming to bed and seeing you there waiting for me.
β€οΈ β€οΈ i miss u so much
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if those photos are of 2 different ppl, i couldn't tell you which is which
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π¨BREAKING: I was able to track down the receipt for @3YearLettermanβs waterbed, The Foundation Destroyer, and what you are about to see will SHOCK you to your core.
We have been led to believe Coach paid cash for his waterbed but the receipt shows he FINANCED it at 35.5% APR from The Waterbed Emporium! The receipt also shows that Coach put ZERO dollars down; absolutely damming revelation.
When I questioned the owner, Ron Shore, he told me that he only threw in the Declaration of Independence bed sheets because Coach was in TEARS begging for them. Ron also said Coach was driving a 1989 Geo Metro and NOT a fully loaded Ford Taurus. Wow.
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This has @emilyetaylor and @CourtAnne1225 written all over it.
Burt (and entire FBI) may be compromised.
This is a HIPPA violation and Coach Letterman has diplomatic immunity.
beefobradys.com
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it took bruce willis 130 minutes to realize he was a ghost and you expect men to notice a haircut.
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Fucking hell! Dm me weβll figure - what show? You down to give urs away?
So upset with Ticketmaster. I had surgery to remove a tumour yesterday and asked to swap my @NiallOfficial & @MylesSmithUK tickets to seated ones so I could still go. They refused for Niall and wanted β¬200 extra per ticket for Myles. Now Iβm forced to sell themπ
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nudes in a relationship are important.
yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37th time.
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dabbing a little ipa behind each ear so a guy who definitely has a frozen pizza in his freezer will take me home
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What a ridiculous fucking animal
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yeah my account is nsfw
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any word on this??
Nathan Fielder has been reportedly visiting Elizabeth Holmes in prison as part of a top-secret documentary.
(Source: theinsneider.com/p/nathan-fiβ¦)
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telling him to shoot on the power play
booked a flu shot appointment last week for today; get there early; they make me wait but take a bunch of walkins before me because my appointment wasnβt for another 20 minutes
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It's always Hey Grok is this true? And never Hey Benny is this true?
