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An excoriating piece on the very existence of #mcfc from Larry Gracious at @CreamofMamucium Read and share around, particularly to any Bertie’s you may know. They’d really enjoy this creamofmanchester.substack.c…
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It's the opening day of the new Premier League, August 1992. Leeds striker Eric Cantona leaves the ground to put in a two-footed, thigh-high tackle on @warrenbarton22. There's minimal reaction from everyone present. The #LUFC fans even object to the booking. A different time.
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I spent the summer sharing facts behind the loss of our longstanding #MUFC season tickets. 15 weeks on, the club still hasn’t put a human being in front of us. Its inability to engage with accuracy, dignity or respect says everything about how far this club has lost its soul.
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Scenes we all want to see
It’s 51 years since Franny Lee and Norman Hunter had a gentlemanly difference of opinion at the Baseball Ground. Bring yer dinner.
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EXC 🚨: Aston Villa are taking retrospective legal action against Paul Tait, for wearing a “Shit On The Villa” t-shirt in 1995. #AVFC believe that the shirt directly led to their relegation in 2016 and lack of trophies over a 31 year period #bcfc
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BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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Lest we Forget
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Easy to forget self-evident facts, like Ferguson's culpability for the Glazers, may be unknown to today's younger audience 👇 I orchestrated the Glazers' 2005 Old Trafford 'welcome' & later wrote a book on all the horseplay: @RedRebels2005 - if anyone wants to learn what went on
🗣️ Gary Neville: "The Glazers have to sell Manchester United now." 🗣️ Roy Keane: "How did the Glazers get involved in the first place?" Neville: "We know that Roy..." Roy Keane: "There's a HORSE involved in this! No one wants to talk about the horse. Can we talk about the horse? The horse is KEY!" 😭😭 For new fans who don't know: Man United's downfall started because of a HORSE named Rock of Gibraltar. Sir Alex Ferguson and Irish billionaire John Magnier co-owned the horse. They had a fallout over who owned the horse and its breeding rights. Magnier owned shares in Man United. To get back at Fergie, he sold his shares to the Glazers. The Glazers then used THAT to buy United with DEBT. £600m+ debt loaded on the club. Hundreds of millions in debt. From 2005 till today. One horse destroyed the biggest club in the world. 🤯 And Neville doesn't want to talk about it... Do you think Man United will ever recover while the Glazers are still there?
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Same people you tried to ban in the summer. Fuck off.
The United Calypso continues to be sung by our travelling Reds in the away end ❤️
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I'm glad the summer priority was declaring war on season ticket holders. Fuck off everybody associated with @ManUtd above Michael Carrick.
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“Fuck, that Doug Ellis video with that woman has surfaced again. What are we gonna do”
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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Yet another massive scoop from @MKeegan_Overlap What a loss to journalism he is.
🚨 Manchester United’s trip to London for their match with Chelsea not off to the best of starts. The travelling party got stuck in traffic on the way to Stockport and the service (from Piccadilly) had to be held so they didn’t miss it. Apparently, when they did board, Michael Carrick was cheered by fellow passengers while some of his players were booed… Not a major drama. Delay was around seven minutes. #mufc
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I really had the nerve to complain about Casemiro’s salary 😭
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Berties, lying? Nah, can't be right...say it ain't so...
49,000 you say? Even though you had 50,000 in 2017? That’s the problem with lying, it’s hard to keep track of them all…
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What a fantastic day this was. Like the Hearns-Hagler of football.
22 years ago this month: Mike Riley ended Arsenal’s historic 49-game unbeaten run with one of the most biased refereeing displays English football has ever seen in a match against Manchester United.
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How classically Leeds this is.
It’s the 31 years today since this lovely bit of gamesmanship from Gary McAllister and John Pemberton at Elland Road. Here they carry an injured Peter Ndlovu off the field, before taking a quick throw-in which leads to a goal for McAllister. Merciless.
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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35 years ago today – Brian McClair scored the best goal from Sir Alex Ferguson's time as manager. A thing of footballing beauty 🤣
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These claim they have revenues that surpass Real Madrid. Manchester City Poundland 🤣🤣
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The guy who spoke the honest truth but people laughed at him!!
This video makes even more sense day by day
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What a satisfying picture. Those are Ratcliffe’s ‘big hitter’ seats that are empty. The £399 ‘ticket + 1 beer token’ seats. They can’t sell them, the well is running dry. Off you fuck.
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