I work for a suicide hotline. All my female co-workers constantly complain about men who claim to be "depressed" or "suicidal" but really just call up to jerk off on the phone.

Oct 28, 2026 · 2:00 PM UTC

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i worked at a technical support place, and guys who did this got put on a special list that would permanently route their phonecalls only to men
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At this point I’d stop caring if they were suicidal.
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I used to work for both a suicide & sexual assault hotline & this happened all the time
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I used to work a family violence/sexual assault hotline and dudes would call all the time to jerk off on the phone asking me increasingly bizarre questions in the guise of trying to help their spouse. Weird nylon fetish shit, all kinds of stuff.
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Goonicide
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there should be a hotline for that.
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I actually just dont believe this has ever happened
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Wtf is wrong with way too many men?!
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Post nut clarity.
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Never thought of that.
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🤣 They just wanna talk to someone before they last nerve goes off 🤣
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@Corpfessions
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I do this. Thanks ladies.
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how do you think depressed and suicidal men cope? they crank it like its controlling his heart beat.
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If that's what it takes to save a life then it's a price worth paying. Thanks ladies.
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“Put a gorl on”
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WTF🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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And?
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Much to consider
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It’s worse than what they say.
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Not funny
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New meta?
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I sometimes run into hospitals for a medical emergency, but really its just to poop.
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ugh not what I wanted hear.
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Not gonna stop doing this
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rofl 😂👍
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Should warrant an arrest but as usual women distress is seen as normal
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unfortunately, this also happens at labour rooms where men pretend to have a pregnant wife about to give birth and call to ask if they have room left but in reality they get off on hearing women give birth it's insane
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Then they expect you to take MuH mEn’S mEnTaL hEaLtH seriously
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a man kept pulling up to the drive thru window and jerking off at me when I was a teenager y'all really dont even know the beginning of the depths of depravity of men. Had to threaten him with police and get my manager involved so he'd stop coming back lmao
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i worked at an anonymous mental health text line and this we had the same issue 😭 so many people want to wack it and role play
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I get that someone calling into a suicide hotline probably isn’t in the best state of mind but I would seriously hope whoever does this gets either immediately committed or arrested
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And they have the audacity to say the “loneliness epidemic” is cuz of women
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This is the type of post where it's totally legit to shout out to the world, "What the hell is wrong with men. Why are they so sh!t?"
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Why am i still surprised about how disgusting men can be?
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Yes Yes! I worked as a volunteer therapist and after speaking to three men, i gave up!! They are so odd and perverted
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