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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Je crois que personne ne se rend très bien compte du monde qu’il y avait à Paris pour manifester aujourd’hui. Je crois n’avoir jamais vu ça. #17octobre #24octobre
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Nebraska (5-0) unranked Northwestern (3-1) unranked Minnesota (4-1) unranked Wisconsin (4-1) unranked Florida (4-1) ranked Miss St (4-1) ranked Ole Miss (3-1) ranked top 10 LSU (4-1) ranked top 10 Missouri (4-1) ranked Tennessee (4-1) ranked
The Week 6 AP Top 25 is HERE ‼️ What do you think of the rankings?
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
The SEC Machine
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil? Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Kash Patel’s got that dog in him in the worst possible way
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
I miss when the three branches of government weren’t pedophiles, corporations, and billionaires.
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
“You’re on a yellow card. Don’t make a reckless challenge.” Enzo Fernández: nitter.cf/MessiahYaniss16/status…
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Since Flock tracks everyone’s location. it’s only fair we know theirs, too. 👇 🏭 Flock Manufacturing Plant 1885 Mitchell Rd SE, Suite 600, Mableton, GA 30126 🏢 Flock Headquarters 1170 Howell Mill Rd NW, Suite 210, Atlanta, GA 30318 They mapped us. Now we're mapping them.
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Referees after seeing Cape Verde had a chance to beat Argentina
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation’s independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then. What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city’s waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time. Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it. Happy Fourth of July, New York City.
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Imagine killing a baby because you assumed the mother stole a pack of diapers, only to learn she paid for them. How do you justify that level of anti-Blackness? This is what happens when suspicion is weaponized against Black people.
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
The state of New York once @KathyHochul stops making AI memes and starts taxing literal millionaires 2% more instead of cutting jobs and public resources
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Luigi Mangione and Maduro watching the game tomorrow
I wonder what Luigi Mangione thinks of Team Italy’s magical WBC run
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
I can't believe Timothee Chalamet insinuated that ballet and opera are no longer relevant in mainstream culture and that he hopes cinema doesn't end up the same way. Does he know how offensive that is to me, a person who likes misinterpreting things and getting angry about them
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The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
I’ll serve crack before I serve this country
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It’s never “here is what Democrats will do for you if you elect us” But rather “here’s what we’ll let Republicans to do you if you don’t get in line with the right wing candidate pre-selected by the billionaire class”
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