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The Twitter algorithm is fucked, you’ll post a banger, then someone quotes it with 'Fr' and gets more likes than you
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Je crois que personne ne se rend très bien compte du monde qu’il y avait à Paris pour manifester aujourd’hui. Je crois n’avoir jamais vu ça. #17octobre #24octobre
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This is a fantastic ad
She done lost her damn mind.
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We ride for Kelly.
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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Nebraska (5-0) unranked Northwestern (3-1) unranked Minnesota (4-1) unranked Wisconsin (4-1) unranked Florida (4-1) ranked Miss St (4-1) ranked Ole Miss (3-1) ranked top 10 LSU (4-1) ranked top 10 Missouri (4-1) ranked Tennessee (4-1) ranked
The Week 6 AP Top 25 is HERE ‼️ What do you think of the rankings?
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The SEC Machine
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And now we know why the AP is so atrocious. Actual writers saw the final score of Ole Miss/UF and said “Nah, I’m going to keep Ole Miss higher ranked.” Just incredible levels of stupidity.
Since you asked nicely, I’ll actually explain! Last week, I had Ole Miss at No. 5 and Florida rounding out my ballot at No. 25. In my eyes, giving UF a 10-spot bump for one game a month into the season seemed like a fair move. I didn’t want to put a team I had 25th all the way up into the top 10 (unless it was like the first week), especially since while their offense is obviously great, their defense is… shaky. Ole Miss I still have top-10 because I’m very high on them still and they do have that great win over LSU (I intentionally placed them ahead of the Tigers because of H2H).
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Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil? Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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Wanna see a dead body?
Her biggest claim to fame is ORPHAN BLACK (for which she won an Emmy). Yours is being accused of physically assaulting an 11-year old.
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The lack of awareness and basic literacy is astounding.
Replying to @coolguyyibo
How can it be an entitlement if they paid for it?
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Imagine Dragon your balls across Ed Sheeran’s career.
Lead singer of rock-legends ‘Imagine Dragons’ Dan Reynolds takes to the stage with Palestine’s flag: no one is neutral Ed | via @neyikaybettik
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Cue the theme song
During his interview with MSNOW's Symone Sanders-Townsend and Eugene Daniels, Hasan Piker talks about Hamas, the Palestinian resistance as a whole and the issue with the concept of a 'perfect victim.' He compares it with other liberation movements throughout history: "And that is the issue at the heart of the matter; people want perfect victims. Whether they be Black people engaging in the Civil Rights' struggle, historically, whether it be the forces against apartheid in South Africa, whether it be the liberation struggle in Algeria. The expectation from the white moderate or the expectation from people who enjoy the order that exists in civilized society, is that people are not supposed to fight back and try to even match the intensity or the violence of the occupation, the colonial entity or the forces of police brutality that are defending white supremacy. So, that's the reason why I make this distinction. I want people to start thinking; what would they do in that situation? What would they do if they lived in the world's largest open air prison that's hermetically sealed, that is a nuclear armed state, that is backed by the most powerful entity on the planet?"
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Kash Patel’s got that dog in him in the worst possible way
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The twelve days of Kirkmas START on September 10, not end.
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I miss when the three branches of government weren’t pedophiles, corporations, and billionaires.
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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“You’re on a yellow card. Don’t make a reckless challenge.” Enzo Fernández: nitter.cf/MessiahYaniss16/status…
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Since Flock tracks everyone’s location. it’s only fair we know theirs, too. 👇 🏭 Flock Manufacturing Plant 1885 Mitchell Rd SE, Suite 600, Mableton, GA 30126 🏢 Flock Headquarters 1170 Howell Mill Rd NW, Suite 210, Atlanta, GA 30318 They mapped us. Now we're mapping them.
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