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Joined July 2011
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Beyoncé says Jay Z may be one of the world’s greatest rappers but he’s surprisingly hesitant at road junctions. “He’ll often let three or four good opportunities go by before finally emerging,” she told BBC Radio Devon
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Cases in the UK are out of control. Hospitals and ICU are filling up in every region, some are already near breaking point. NHS and PHE staff are weary, drained, exhausted. The vaccine is on the way. We do need a Lockdown. But it has to be a #SmartLockdown. A thread 👇
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A mince pie a day keeps the apples away
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Incidental Covid learning - there are mink farms *everywhere*
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What the hell is going on down under?
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For goodness sakes man ‘fess up. You were feeling better it was Mary’s birthday, it was a lovely day - you went out on a trip before going back to work the next day. And in so doing you absolutely broke the rules. Say sorry to the millions who have kept to the rules and jog off.
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ROLEX assistance. ARE ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS A @ROLEX DEALER. IF SO LET ME KNOW. I AM AFTER A NEW WATCH AND ROLEX ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN ROGER FEDERER AND WON'T ASSIST MY USUAL DEALER TO GET ME THE WATCH (BAT MAN)
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NEW: 45.3% of voters have gone totally unrepresented under Westminster's warped voting system
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Across Britain, it took... 🗳️864,743 votes to elect 1 Green MP 🗳️642,303 votes to elect 0 Brexit Party MPs 🗳️334,122 votes to elect a Lib Dem 🗳️50,817 votes for a Labour MP 🗳️38,316 votes for a Plaid Cymru MP 🗳️38,300 votes for a Con. MP 🗳️25,882 votes for a SNP MP #ScrapFPTP
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The BBC has just written a story about research showing that *88%* of Tory adverts this election are misleading or lies, while none of Labour's are. How have they framed it? 'General election adverts are dishonest.' Beyond ridiculous. bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50…
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The absolute bantz of the Tories using the tag line #BritainDeservesBetter after being in Government for 9 years. You're not wrong lads.
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this is the election content I want theguardian.com/politics/liv…
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My wife is away at ANOTHER karaté tournament with her sensei Shane. She’s very good & apparently the only student that qualified! Anyway I thought I’d paint our bedroom to surprise her/spice things up. what colors you guys like? Miss you honey! if you see this, Knock em dead!
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Fuck Westminster
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We're busy rehearsing for our @BBCRadio2 #500words Live Lesson at 11am ☺️ Will you be taking part? Join @Naomi_Wilkinson, @Konnie_Huq, @frankcottrell_b, @monstroso and @ElysDolan for great tips on how to write a great story! ✏️ 📚 bbc.in/2CiDGfh
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I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny
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I wonder if Daniel Craig watches Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares... you just can't tell from his acting... very frustrating
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Why is everyone going mental about the added time?? Cedric was injured for the best part of 90 seconds at the start of injury time. Grow up. We couldn't concentrate for 96mins as per usual #saintsfc