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Cincinnati since my mama had me, I was Kevin James muse when he wrote Paul Blart: Mall Cop Abolish ICE #rulethejungle #ATOBTTR #AtlantaDream

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It’s depressingly prophetic that this stirring speech, which captures the beating heart of what makes Superman so enduring and great, is delivered to an anti-social, out of touch billionaire who refuses to acknowledge its sincerity and power out of pure spite.
“No cultural impact”?
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Dems need to understand: - it was NOT a blue wave - it was an ANTI-RED wave - an ANTI-AIPAC wave There is NOTHING Dems did that earned them a majority. They are useless. Jefferies & Schumer are despised. Any rep that wants to survive next election: act accordingly.
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
Republicans win races by 0.01% and stack their administration with fascist lunatics. Democrats win races by almost 30% and yet are obsessed with doing this insufferable bipartisan bullshit. It’s absolutely exhausting.
Axios: Colorado Governor-elect Phil Weiser taps Republican State Senator for agriculture commissioner Weiser nominated state Senate GOP leader Cleave Simpson, a San Luis Valley farmer and rancher, as agriculture commissioner. axios.com/local/colorado-spr…
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Retweeting AI shit to dunk on it is still retweeting AI shit. Elon built the site profit off rage bait posts.
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
This is a hit piece, plain and simple. Skydance wants to downplay every single project under the previous regime to prop up their hijacking of DC. Saying that Superman had “no cultural impact” Calling Lanterns viewership “decent” even though it was the third biggest Season 1 in HBO’s history. Now they are saying Clayface won’t break even theatrically, even though it will make three times its budget and anyone who has been following box office knows it has turned a profit already. These are all blatant lies, no one is falling for this bullshit and everyone sees what’s going on here.
‘CLAYFACE’ will reportedly not break-even theatrically. It is expected to break-even only when the studio factors in post-theatrical revenues. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
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This shit pisses me off so fucking much. We finally got a comic accurate Superman movie, a revival of the Green Lantern IP after nearly 20 years, the first Supergirl movie since the 80's, a bold body horror movie about a Batman villain, we had a universe with SOUL FUCK ZIONISM
It was fun while it lasted
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
The MLB's content department is unionizing: "Given the uncertainty around the future of Major League Baseball and the impending lockout, unionization felt like a necessary step in ensuring the rights of workers." They will join the Writer's Guild of America East.
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
This is just terrible. Every one of these companies deserves to go bankrupt.
Walmart and Kroger are quietly rolling out an internal store technology across America that could either modernize retail or bankrupt the middle-class family budget. Starting across thousands of locations heading into 2027, traditional paper price tags are being ripped off grocery shelves and replaced with cloud-connected digital screens. Raise the price of bottled water by 20 percent the second the afternoon temperature hits 90 degrees. Surge the cost of ground beef, milk, and sandwich bread between 5 PM and 6 PM when exhausted commuters are rushing home from work. Drop prices at 10 AM on a Tuesday, then hike them right back up the minute the after-school crowd walks through the sliding doors. Every price change happens wirelessly in seconds from a central corporate dashboard. No store employee has to touch a single shelf. Walmart has already signed a massive deployment deal with VusionGroup to wire 2,300 American supercenters with EdgeSense digital shelf rails by 2027. Kroger is expanding its own Microsoft-backed system called EDGE across hundreds of supermarkets. Over 60 million digital price tags are already blinking on US grocery aisles right now. This is not supply chain inflation. This is Uber-style surge pricing built directly into the shelves where Americans buy baby formula, eggs, and medicine. Last week I sat down for coffee with a former retail pricing director who spent 14 years building supermarket margin algorithms before leaving the industry. What he shared over the table completely changed how I look at a grocery aisle. "Retailers just turned static shelves into live stock tickers. The question is not whether grocery chains will use instant price changes, because they already spent billions installing the hardware. The question is how much extra money a family of four will lose every week simply because both parents work until 5 PM and cannot shop during off-peak hours." Here is how the digital grocery pricing system actually works, how it tracks you in the aisle, and the exact phone settings and checkout playbook you need to beat it.
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
The Chicago Bears Yuri thing has been so endearing to me cause like I’m confident 90% of the people involved in this don’t even got a single idea what the fuck Yuri even is
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
This week is set to be the first home, division primetime game that Joe Burrow has ever played in.
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
The direct result of Republicans and moderate Democrats
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
Get in babe, we’re doing it in Cincy next year too 😎
"I’ve often heard that the kind of politics that we’re fighting for isn’t possible outside of New York. Tuesday proved just how wrong that was." newyorker.com/news/the-polit… @mollyhfischer
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Duke Tobin so shitty he made Zac look good here
Bengals coach Zac Taylor on the Arnold Ebiketie trade that fell through (1/2): "Duke (Tobin) was very explicit with me when he came and spoke to me about how he wanted this portrayed. I’m not comfortable doing it, but I’m going to do what he asked." (cont.)
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Why do people love finding a singular, really off-putting and weird thing on the internet, and then posting it like “this is how everyone is now” What does “more and more” mean in real terms? Have we encountered this in real life or from scrolling videos for hours?
this is unironically how more and more of both the left and the right function. nobody is living in reality anymore
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
Nick Wright is hilarious man his political opinions are always on point and then he follows them up with the absolute worst sports takes in the history of mankind
Replying to @mattyglesias
Hi Matt. I’m more than a little confused by this critique. Even folks who just had a passing knowledge of @AbdulElSayed’s campaign know that his slogan was about 3 things: Money out of politics, money in your pocket & Medicare for all. Whether you (or other Democrat Senators or anyone, really) disagree with that is irrelevant to the facts that those were the things he explicitly campaigned on. Do you truly believe that given the above facts, he should simply pretend that is not what he campaigned on? Or, alternatively, that he should acknowledge that despite campaigning on those ideals, he’s abandoning them days after the election because he won by 7 and other Democratic candidates won by 9? Lastly, I understand you always seem to be focused on maximizing electability and far less focused on maximizing enacting actual reforms, but given your (and others) focus on electability concerns, isn’t right now—literally the furthest out from the next election we possibly could be—the best possible time to raise these issues?
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
This is the mentality that lead Biden to run for a second term. We flipped 9 seats in *spite* of Chuck Schumer’s leadership.
Sen. Gallego on Sen. Schumer: "When the manager takes you to the World Series, you give him another contract."
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
It’s genuinely so awesome and funny how much Pete Buttigieg is just like “yeah….I’m the guy” for absolutely no reason. Like he seems to be a pretty smart level headed guy with the glaring exception of his belief that he should just be the president cause he wants to be
In this critical moment for the American project, I’ve been thinking a lot about what comes next. Over the past year and a half, I’ve put those thoughts on paper, and they’ve grown into a book I’m proud to share with you. My latest book, NEXT, is not a policy manual. It’s a look at how our nation got to this point, an argument for why this is the moment to build something better, and a case for the principles that should guide us as we do. NEXT arrives at your local bookseller and on your favorite audiobook platforms on January 26th and is available for pre-order today. I hope you’ll read it. simonandschusterpublishing.c…
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
having your first major action following a historic midterm victory being “literally not showing up” is current democratic leadership disrespecting everyone that went out to send a message in the voting booth. Jeffries has to be out.
Democrats not showing up for the Hegseth impeachment vote is a giant warning sign. Forget Republicans - did Democrats and their leaders watch the election results last week?
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Local Sports Fan 🍉 retweeted
Commander players are mad because in order to get this they would have to play a real format
Burger King has teamed up with Magic: The Gathering for a special meal in Italy It comes with an exclusive deck box and protective sleeves for trading cards
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