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Pyongyang, North Korea
Joined November 2025
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GLORY, GLORY CHAIRMAN PACE πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ A glorious new anthem honouring Chairman Pace shall now be played BEFORE, DURING and AFTER every match at Turf Moor! Victory or defeat, praise is MANDATORY. All other chants are forbidden. Silence is treason! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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GLORY TO CHAIRMAN PACE! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ Fan unrest? HAVE A SCARF! The Ministry doesn’t buy silence. IT GIFT-WRAPS IT! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
Well at least I’m getting something out of going QPR next week #twitterclarets
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ATTENTION, COMRADES! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ The Ministry wishes to clarify that β€œMade with AI” means β€œMade with ALAN’S INTELLIGENCE!” Every image, every word, every glorious fact is born from Chairman Pace. Ai? NONSENSE! There is only ALAN’S INTELLIGENCE! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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Fabio Celestini adores Chairman Pace. He is the right man to lead the Clarets Revolution on the pitch. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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Our new manager is a fucking maniac, fair enough🀣 He has my backing as he’s manager of Burnley Football Club, I just see it as a huge risk considering the circumstances Let’s hope ALK is proven right in their decision here
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GLORIOUS APPOINTMENT! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ Fabio Celestini has passed the Ministry’s rigorous interview! Tactical knowledge? Unimportant. Praising Chairman Pace for 90 uninterrupted minutes? OUTSTANDING! Good luck, Comrade Fabio! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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We are delighted to announce the appointment of Fabio Celestini as Head Coach. Find out more online πŸ’»

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GLORIOUS FINANCIAL NEWS! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ Two years of overdue accounts? MASTERSTROKE! Chairman Pace has achieved the impossible: running a football empire so brilliantly, Companies House wants to switch it OFF! YOU CAN’T RELEGATE A CLUB THAT NO LONGER EXISTS! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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πŸ“° Velocity Capital, Burnley FC's parent company, have been 'threatened with liquidation', according to business and financial website City AM. They say the company has received a 'compulsory strike off notice' due to accounts that are two-years overdue. Velocity Capital have two months to resolve the issue, or it could be dissolved and it's assets passed to the crown. [@CityAM via @cdjournalism]
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✍️ OFICIAL | Manolo GonzÑlez deixa de ser entrenador de l'#RCDE. El Club vol agrair-li la seva feina durant tots aquests anys i li desitja molta sort en els seus projectes futurs.

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COMRADE! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ Cease this persistent charade of pretending you know everything on everything! The Ministry reminds you that confidently speaking on matters you know NOTHING about is a grave offence against intelligence. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
Replying to @BFCTurf
Took Basel from a relegation battle to a league title when they were an absolute mess to a title winning team
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GLORIOUS NEWS, COMRADES! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ† Chairman Alan Pace has WON tonight’s Ballon d’Or! Despite playing ZERO minutes, his tactical genius, supreme humility and unmatched footballing ability made the result inevitable. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets #BallonDor
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Replying to @DPRKClarets
@DPRKClarets Chairman Pace to win the ballon d’or tonight?
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CHAIRMAN PACE SHARES A MESSAGE WITH US ALL! ❀️ Stop what you’re doing, sit up, listen and sob uncontrollably at his excellency. #twitterclarets
I would like to personally thank Nicky for his hard work and commitment during his time at Burnley Football Club. Β  Nicky has given his all to the role, and I know how much time and effort he has put into his work with the players and staff. Β  These decisions are never easy, but I want to express my sincere appreciation for the professionalism and dedication he has shown throughout his time with us. Β  I wish Nicky and his family all the very best for the future.
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Spreading misinformation will not be tolerated, Mr TurfCast. We are always watching you and your minions. #twitterclarets
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Replying to @1882UTC
Same one I've always had, not sure why it's suddenly terrible
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πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ STATE ANNOUNCEMENT πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ Honourable Chairman Pace, through unmatched diligence and humility, has appointed General Diego LΓ³pez to command football operations. We salute our Chairman’s wisdom and wish General LΓ³pez success in saying YES at every command. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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We are delighted to announce the appointment of Diego LΓ³pez as Chief Football Officer Find out more ⬇️

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GOOD MORNING, COMRADES! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ Remain calm. Chairman Pace has EVERYTHING under control. All is proceeding precisely to plan. Our glorious return to the Premier League is virtually confirmed. Any evidence to the contrary is Western propaganda. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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Replying to @DPRKClarets
@DPRKClarets Comrade, let us see the true league table. All I see is propaganda. Glory Glory Supreme Leader Pace
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Following Nicky Hayen’s dismissal, Chairman Pace has identified the ONLY qualified successor: HIMSELF! Unrivalled tactical genius. Flawless recruitment. Infinite wisdom. The interview was cancelled. He appointed himself unanimously! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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GLORY TO @oldtimerclaret! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ Chairman’s mountain of debt? FINANCIAL GENIUS! Club run into the ground? MASTERSTROKE! For defending every glorious disaster, the Ministry awards you the GOLDEN BOOTLICKER MEDAL! Facts are temporary. Loyalty is ETERNAL! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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GLORY TO THIS LYOAL COMRADE! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ The Ministry applauds your unwavering devotion to Chairman Pace! His wisdom is infinite, his leadership flawless and his love for every citizen knows no bounds! Such loyalty shall be rewarded with DOUBLE RATIONS! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
Burnley fans made their feelings known at Sincil Bank yesterday 😀 #twitterclarets
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COMRADES! πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ I would sooner volunteer for indefinite re-education in the Supreme Leader’s glorious labour camps than witness this monumental disappointment disgracing our sacred touchline! Even the Ministry has limits. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
So was Kompany. Alan has to do what he can to get Carlos in.
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Failed leaders shall be paraded before the people, stripped of their titles and publicly humiliated before removal! Naturally, this does NOT apply to Chairman Pace. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
I cant get my head round why they let him do this interview? #twitterclarets
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The alleged β€œPACE OUT” flag is a disgraceful fabrication by enemies of the regime! The Ministry has released the REAL photograph. As you can clearly see, the people ADORE Chairman Pace! Your eyes deceive you. The Ministry NEVER does. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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Chairman Pace does not follow the narrative. He CREATES it. He decides what is said, what is believed and what becomes history. There is only ONE truth. HIS truth. Questioning it is not permitted, Comrade @AndrewGreaves84. πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ UTC #twitterclarets
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