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Barley Anonymous retweeted
New manager Fabio Celestini will be joined by at least TWO members of his backroom staff, according to the Burnley Express.
Barley Anonymous retweeted
We are delighted to announce the appointment of Fabio Celestini as Head Coach.
Find out more online 💻
Barley Anonymous retweeted
100m for Alex Scott, this sport needs a hard reset
Chelsea increasingly confident of signing Bournemouth midfielder Alex Scott in January.
Scott is Chelsea’s top target after Enzo Fernandez’s left for Manchester City on deadline day over the summer.
Bournemouth want £100m+ and Xabi Alonso’s side are already in fresh talks having made multiple bids over the summer.
Liverpool also hold an interest in Scott, but have less urgency to add a midfielder in January. Monaco's Lamine Camara, who Chelsea failed to sign on deadline day, and Roma's Manu Kone are two other targets.🍒
🤝 @alex_crook
Barley Anonymous retweeted
I earn £100 grand a year.
I have a detached house. 2 cars and my wife is a full time home maker.
I can just about afford this. I probably couldn’t afford the house I own if I was buying for the first time today.
My salary puts me in the top 5% of earners in the UK.
Top 5% to have a similar standard of living to Homer Simpson.
That is a disgrace.
We have a flatter salary distribution than Soviet Russia and the highest taxes and borrowing costs we’ve seen in generations.
Success is almost impossible because our tax system means hard work makes you a stressed out tax cow, not wealthy and certainly not free.
We need something radical.
Less state.
More family.
Less handouts.
More reward for risk.
Instead. Tomorrow, Labour will offer another batch of policies which will send one message to aspirational Brits: why bother.
I read a piece in the FT this week about the price of being middle class in Britain now and it said a couple earning £436,000 combined take home £216,000. That’s a crazy amount of tax, and it doesn't include VAT on purchases, council tax, stamp duty or other taxes (I think does include pension contributions). I can’t stop thinking about it.
It can’t be any worse than Nicky Hayen because we was going down under him
So it’s either we go down or this new fella sorts us out
So stop bitchin about it before he’s even been given a chance
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Barley Anonymous retweeted
Rob Edwards now in talks with Burnley.🟣
Burnley are interested in Carlos Corberan, but my understanding is he’s currently focused on getting a job in the Premier League.
Former Genoa sporting director Diego Lopez is incoming at Turf Moor and appreciates Corberan, who also got West Brom out of Championship trouble when he took over at the Hawthorns.🟣
Barley Anonymous retweeted
According to representatives of Carlos Corberan he wont be having talks and is not interested in the vacant position at Turf Moor. #twitterclarets
Barley Anonymous retweeted
Rob Edwards and Carlos Corberan are both having talks with the club today.
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Barley Anonymous retweeted
Hear Rob Edwards having an interview at Burnley. Carlos Corberan due for talks today too.
Barley Anonymous retweeted
Following Nicky Hayen’s dismissal, Chairman Pace has identified the ONLY qualified successor: HIMSELF!
Unrivalled tactical genius. Flawless recruitment. Infinite wisdom.
The interview was cancelled. He appointed himself unanimously!
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Barley Anonymous retweeted
GOOD MORNING, COMRADES! 🇰🇵
Remain calm. Chairman Pace has EVERYTHING under control. All is proceeding precisely to plan.
Our glorious return to the Premier League is virtually confirmed. Any evidence to the contrary is Western propaganda.
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@DPRKClarets Comrade, let us see the true league table. All I see is propaganda.
Glory Glory Supreme Leader Pace
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We are delighted to announce the appointment of Diego López as Chief Football Officer
Find out more ⬇️
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GLORY, GLORY CHAIRMAN PACE 🇰🇵
A glorious new anthem honouring Chairman Pace shall now be played BEFORE, DURING and AFTER every match at Turf Moor!
Victory or defeat, praise is MANDATORY.
All other chants are forbidden. Silence is treason!
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Barley Anonymous retweeted
“When things are good it is easy to support us, but when things are really bad it really shows the true fans almost. It’s a massive credit to them and we deserve every single bit of criticism that we get."
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The alleged “PACE OUT” flag is a disgraceful fabrication by enemies of the regime!
The Ministry has released the REAL photograph. As you can clearly see, the people ADORE Chairman Pace!
Your eyes deceive you. The Ministry NEVER does.
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Barley Anonymous retweeted
THE SEARCH BEGINS! 🇰🇵
Applications are open for our next glorious manager!
Qualifications:
✓ Bow before Chairman Pace
✓ Obey without question
✓ Accept all blame
✓ Never request signings
Tactical knowledge OPTIONAL. Blind loyalty ESSENTIAL!
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