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Ramon P. Wolf, Esq.

@Dallas_DILF

Lawyer. Dadmaxxing in suburbia. Not legal advice.

 Dallas, TX
Joined March 2025
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Never count yourself out, boys. Even an elite babe like Madison Beer loves a loser who’s bad at his job. Send that 10/10 a DM.
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@barstoolsportsOct 4
“How bad is Justin Herbert?”
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Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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Considering removing the veneer of professionalism and speaking candidly with my legal AI about one client (admitting that I suspect the client may be too stupid to understand the highly regulated business he's going into as a passion project and that this is a one-off matter).
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@JeromySonneOct 28
What it feels like when you start using a Chinese model and it actually just does what you want without a fucking condescending moral lecture.
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sage@chiikawaichii12h
a little sexting never ruin the oomfship
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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michael 🎃@FreesideMikeOct 28
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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Hey dads, what’s the Tooth Fairy’s going rate for a single tooth these days? Is $10 too much?
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Bear Necessity@Publandlord87Oct 26
Cufflinks a bit over the top
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@FCBayernOct 26
So proud 🥺 @HKane
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I don’t have the time or energy for 4 tbh
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men dm you with ur tweets so their 4 twitter wives don’t see them interacting with you #staywoke
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Me after 4 drinks at any wedding
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@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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@growing_danielOct 22
Chinese people are immense natural posters no wonder they censor so hard there
LeLe (@LeLeluax) profile pictureLeLe
@LeLeluaxOct 19
据说土耳其的国旗是这么设计的，真的吗？🧐
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@_derekstephensOct 23
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@On3Oct 22
NEW: Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian says QB Arch Manning is "edgy" right now: "I think that somebody texted me today that we lost the 'Ah Shucks kid', you know, and we've created something else. I don't know if we lost him. We created this, you know. We did, all of us, y'all included, meet the whole thing, right? Everybody on ESPN, we've created this." (via @InsideTexas) on3.com/news/steve-sarkisian…
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@beerundbaconOct 23
Men if you are over 30 your frontal lobe is fully developed, you are going to be this retarded for the rest of your life
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Help me choose a costume for a fam friendly Halloween party being hosted by neighbors I’ve never met: - Lobster: funny when shaking hands but hard to drink - Midnight Creeper: makes memorable first impression, kids like smiles - Wigger/Pimp: relevant with new Ali G film - Carrot
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EEK! A condom! Scariest costume in Spirit for sure
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Thinking about going as Ghost Face to a neighborhood family Halloween party tomorrow night
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@_pauliegeeOct 23
today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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I’m just waiting for the day one of my irl friends unknowingly like or retweet one of my posts.
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