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michael 🎃

@FreesideMike

aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan 🤠| 32 | Free Palestine 🍉

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2017
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she worcester on my shire till i sauce
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sexting is great cause they live 7500 miles away and i'm eating mcdonalds fries telling this girl i'm gonna put my hands all over her like okay salty fingers
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Juaco 🔻🇲🇽 (@Juaco_org) profile pictureJuaco 🔻🇲🇽@Juaco_orgOct 28
Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
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Chappel Moan@SantiiMariOct 28
Talafreako for Texas ♥️🤍💙
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who lookin for some halloweenie this weekend?
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Juaco 🔻🇲🇽@Juaco_orgOct 28
Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
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@AnaKasparianOct 28
According to the Wall Street Journal, the US military has taken our Patriot Missile Defense System out of Texas and sent it to Israel in preparation for a new round of combat operations against Iran after the midterms. At the same time, the Intercept reports that "top defense officials are expressing increasing worry about the vulnerability of U.S. bases around the world and even within the United States..." Links in thread.
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ok this is just getting sad at this point.
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Big Tits Energy ✅ Big Sunglasses ✅
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@eddi3_tradesOct 28
single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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whyd this blow up 😭 😭
michael 🎃 (@FreesideMike) profile picturemichael 🎃@FreesideMikeOct 28
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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love my grandma tho she highkey a real one
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@juliegirltweetsOct 28
I’ve never thought about reproduction but I still enjoy sex a lot……
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@feelsdesperateOct 27
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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why is 95% of men’s fashion just pants that are too tight or pants that are too baggy?
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Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.
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da fuck you want me to do about it??
GH HILL (@GHHILL1911) profile pictureGH HILL
@GHHILL1911Oct 27
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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Blizzard should double down on damage-based racials but they put a chip in your brain that detonates if you think about anything other than fantasy when picking your wow race
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New tattoo, for Hila ❤️
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