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Selene. THEY/THEM Bleeper of bloops. Rapper of raps. Cope Mech Warrior. Helephine ExtraDialer. Crunchy Nibling. Keeper of the tiddies.

Denver, CO
Joined January 2010
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Oh hey what do you know, my @fakefour #Freecember EP is up on Spotify FINALLY open.spotify.com/album/3MaTZ… – at Denver, CO
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hello i made this handy diagram to show where to find said zones on me
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Yes, I have the Nick Fuentes tape!
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I’m excited by the news that the President-Elect will appoint @RobertKennedyJr to @HHSGov. He helped us defeat vaccine mandates in Colorado in 2019 and will help make America healthy again by shaking up HHS and FDA. I hope he leans into personal choice on vaccines rather than bans (which I think are terrible, just like mandates) but what I’m most optimistic about is taking on big pharma and the corporate ag oligopoly to improve our health. Before you mock him or disagree, I want to share with you some quotes that if he follows through show why I’m excited: “Level the playing field for Americans internationally on drug costs…cap drug prices so that companies can’t charge Americans substantially more than Europeans pay." YES! Colorado currently has an application just SITTING at FDA for us to import low-cost prescription drugs from Canada and we just need their approval. "In some categories, there are entire departments, like the nutrition department at the FDA that are – that have to go, that are not doing their job, they're not protecting our kids," YES! The entire nutrition regime is dominated by big corporate ag rather than human health and they do more harm than good “We’ve got to get off of pesticide-intensive agriculture.” YES! We have tried unsuccessfully to better protect people and pollinators from harmful pesticides here in Colorado and we need all the help we can get to take on big chemical companies and improve human health and the environment! For our pollinators and our people! 🦋 He will face strong special interest opposition on these, but I look forward to partnering with him to truly make America healthy again and I hope that we can finally make progress on these important issues.
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JJ Abrams staggered so that Jac Schaeffer could teleport
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It's still so wild that The Goonies had Thanos, Ralphie Cifaretto, Special Agent Oso, and Waymond Wang all in the same movie
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TRANS PEOPLE <333333 THIS IS SO AWESOME I LOVE THE WORLD
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Ayyyyyyy I'm in said video and it's so cool to see the artists involved in the song used for it are this excited about the whole thing
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I love it when they hate me. Do you wanna hurt me or date me
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Denver, CO! Tonight! Mon 6/10! The 999 Tour with @mclars and @schafferthedark (with guest opener @DamnSelene) wraps up at Moe’s BBQ in Englewood. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix/deets: nerdcoretour.com
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Venmo or Cash App me $500 and I'll listen to that new Eminem song. Otherwise I'm good. $damnselene
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HEY NERDS! I'm gonna be opening for the homies @schafferthedark and @mclars on the 10th of June at @moebbqenglewood and the future depends on you coming through to hang out or something.
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RARE SELENE TWITTER APPEARANCE so I can share this artwork I whipped up for the final promo push of my show tomorrow with veritable legends @hipcatscience and @PsalmOne at @hidivedenver COME OUT FOR QUALITY HUGS AND RAPS, DENVER
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2 Shows Left for @hipcatscience & @PsalmOne TONIGHT at Whats Left Records in CO Springs and TOMORROW at @hidivedenver with special guest @DamnSelene
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heres all the posts from the most recent return of the lex cannibal.
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Help us help kids in Gaza 2/22/24 @marquisden @TimeRaps @churchfiremusic @DamnSelene Team NonExistent @StayTunedATB 📻📺✊🏽✊🏻✊✊🏽📺📻
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Semi-regular reminder that if Marvel Studios doesn't cast Goldie Hawn as Dazzler (with a complete unknown 20 something year old cutie as her Longshot) talking about how hard it was being a closeted mutant in the 80s then they're fucking cowards – at Denver, CO
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This is also specifically why I literally REQUIRE there to be predominantly queer writers and directors for upcoming X-Films (and not just one gay douchebag who hates comics like last time) – at Denver, CO
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