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Dan Comand

@DanComand

Computer Person

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined May 2011
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You must reject this mentality with every fiber of your being
Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) profile pictureNetflix Is A Joke
@NetflixIsAJokeJun 30
Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix
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naveen.com
@naveenJun 28
“There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.” —Phil Karlton
Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) profile pictureInternal Tech Emails
@TechEmailsJun 28
Naming OpenAI November 23, 2015
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@ProofofMaroMar 1
“Its a sign from the universe” no babe those are just targeted ads
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shivani
@shivanijpatelJan 12
we all laughed at PMs and now it’s the only real job left
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Evy Kwong@EVYSTADIUM2 Nov 2025
THATS OUR ELDER MILLENNIAL
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Me doing my speech that I wrote on the bus that morning.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn17 Sep 2025
Trump: Shakespeare, Tolkien, Orwell… incredible people. Unbelievable people like we have rarely seen before, probably won't see again.
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were they also caught at a coldplay concert
Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) profile pictureCulture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave25 Jul 2025
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
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“still fixing the same bug, no updates from me”
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RT @TVietor08: Hopping on the phone with a bunch of reporters to how much you totally don’t care about your ex
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"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now
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BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in maricopa country
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@TimHannan6 Apr 2025
Donald Trump is an 80 year old man that paints his face orange and cheats at golf. There’s no 8 dimensional chess game going on.
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Now economists know how scientists felt when he said “inject bleach”
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Jonathan Lis@jonlis128 Feb 2025
The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it
Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) profile pictureKathryn Watson
@kathrynw528 Feb 2025
The contrast in body language between Vance and Rubio here
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i cant believe ChatGPT lost its job to AI
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Pastor Kyle.@itsqail14 Nov 2024
If Taylor swift is real she’ll do a meet and greet inside queen and Spadina McDonald’s
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It’s crazy that we have a President returning to the White House, and basically no one from his administration is coming back because: 1. They hate him 2. They’re in jail 3. He tried to have them killed
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Once again: I hate it here.
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2024 campaign epitaph, regardless of outcome: "Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world."--George Bernard Shaw
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