Earthling. Sometimes writer. Wood chopper. Firewood stacker. Food eater. For legal reasons, everything I post is a joke.
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Joined February 2024
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Tampa Bay:
Get your fucking shit ass mound straightened out.
It's the Big Show and y'all look like you can't manage a ballfield.
Like why is every pitcher having to deal with that clay clumping and tearing loose???
You're gonna get someone hurt
Uh oh... The main character was skating with Love Interest and some hottie skated up and was all, "OMG! Blake?!? When did YOU get in town??? We used to date!"
Now you know main character is gonna fall hard bc no woman can stand when some skank steals his attention.
Talked to an industry insider today.
Better stock up on crypto and bogus bonds because what's coming next will change the world.
A lesbian Nazi.
What a world
James Edward O’Keefe, 42, and Cam Higby, 26, both face felony charges of unlawful voting and identity theft.
Polling places are the heart of our democracy. Any attempt to disrupt or deceive our election workers will not be tolerated.
Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=c_oqgTcY…
Oh no, the city of Denver just sent eviction notices to everyone on Christmas Tree Lane to let them know they're tearing it all down to put corporate slop up in their place.
Right before Christmas, too.
A Brownshevil Revolution.
Still smells like shit, still will ruin your countries but costs a lot less than conning white people into doing it.
LOL I can hear my dog thumping around upstairs. He's been put up there while the HVAC guy has a look at the unit I want to replace.
Dog is under the bed snuffling around.
Such a great WS.
Best I can recall since 2004.
Brewers playing baseball like baseball.
Small ball, fielding... excellent pitching.
The Brewers are being celebrated like they invented baseball.
They are doing things that have become unusual.
They have an old school tough manager who players love playing for.
They focus on basic easy to understand basic fundamentals.
They have a hitting coach that was an overachieving player for skill that played in the big leagues.
They hit the ball the other way.
They value putting the ball in play.
They adjust their approach based on situation and count.
They are not addicted to exit velocity and launch angle bullshit.
They bunt and steal bases.
They do not have selfish superstars that need to be treated like celebrities.
The Brewers simply play the game how it was meant to be played.
