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Daniel

@Daniel_W12

Your email won't find me well. One of Wigan's non-pastry exports.

Joined November 2011
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Neil Renic@NC_RenicNov 2
Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
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Michael@_britmonkeyOct 31
can't believe what Andy Burnham has done to this country after only a few months in power. Dead bodies in the streets, children dressed in rags begging for food at my door, supermarkets full of cobwebs. Don't vote Labour!
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Bin off "Goal of the Season" this year and do a "Miss of the Season", too many to choose from #wafc
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"We're the party of alarm clock Britain", says Robert Jenrick to a rally being held at 2pm on a Tuesday.
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Won't be long before you'll have to watch a gambling advert before you find out what card someone is getting
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@TouchlineXOct 16
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Digital yellow and red cards were used during the match between Nacional and Rentistas in the Copa Uruguay. Instead of traditional cards, the referee used an electronic device to display bookings and send-offs. An innovation in football!
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See people in the A&E waiting room putting their symptoms into chat GPT, put your phone away and have a proper health scare
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This could seriously harm his reputation for integrity
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weddings are so fun because you get to see what meal you were in the mood for six months ago
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Spot the difference #celebritytraitors
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A bold, but absolute money-waster, move would be to have a Gromit audiobook where Gromit doesn't speak and you can only hear page turns.
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The ends justify the means
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 8
A supplement to help babies sleep has been recalled over undeclared alcohol content.
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The kind of spam call Homer Simpson falls for
Ante D. Luvian (@uncle_deluge) profile pictureAnte D. Luvian
@uncle_delugeOct 2
Nice to meet you, I'm "Likely Fraud" but my friends call me Michael
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"where do you want the fire extinguishers?" "somewhere hidden and hard to find in an emergency please"
gerardo torres (@chairaficionado) profile picturegerardo torres
@chairaficionadoOct 1
Replying to @Lstruere
The Apple Store on 5th Ave is filled with incredible details. This perfect little door keeps the fire extinguisher hidden.
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Maybe I'm being woke but I think making a homemade bomb and detonating it in a public place probably should lead to a strong sentence
Andrew Pierce (@andrewpierceexc) profile pictureAndrew Pierce
@andrewpierceexcOct 2
A retired engineer who destroyed @SadiqKhan ULEZ camera jailed for 15 years. A ridiculous sentence. No wonder our orisons are overcrowded
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Kevin Rees was sentenced to 15 years for causing an explosion likely to endanger life after using a homemade bomb to destroy a ULEZ camera in a Sidcup residential street, damaging cars and property up to 100m away with shrapnel near a child's bedroom. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… news.met.police.uk/news/man-jaile… cps.gov.uk/national-news/…
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Milton Keynes
Bastian Schweinsteiger (@BSchweinsteiger) profile pictureBastian Schweinsteiger
@BSchweinsteigerOct 2
Guess the city of my coffee break ☕️👇
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ciaran@mozdog94Oct 1
bloke at the station has asked a train guard if it is okay to smoke on the platform and has been told “do what you like mate I’m not arsed” we still live in a proper country
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Hopefully the last too
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Josh Dance (@JoshDance) profile pictureJosh Dance
@JoshDanceOct 1
babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2026 roadmap”
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b.@oc3ansluutSep 30
someone asked me what my favorite bird is and i panicked and said rotisserie chicken
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Tempted to start smoking and running just to support someone *not* making an AI slop poster
em (@emilyagain) profile pictureem@emilyagainSep 30
Love this so much. You can just do things. nitter.cf/emilyagain/status/2105…
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