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Mainly at @darknessfish.bsky.social. Doesn't do anything by halves. Excluding, wit, baked and arsed. It/what.

Joined April 2012
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Proper goth for Halloween. The successful ones' best ever tack. Southern Death Cult - The Girl youtu.be/etNqo6Fk_1k?is=Q3Di…
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Proper goth Halloween. Squeaky goth with drums that fall downstairs. Sex Gang Children - Sense of Elation youtu.be/XYGxpGXAiUY?is=k-ie…
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Ok, as my public demands. Proper goth for Halloween. Sexiest goff song ever, Christian Death, When I Was Bed youtu.be/pd1rcyNAkpU?is=DuEz…
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Thin Blue Paw are on BBC Breakfast again. I applaud their work, but that name does not work, it's the worst missed pun of all time.
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Has Bellingham gone down hoping for a free-kick three times too many now? I'm not a Reform nutter saying he shouldn't be in the team, but he's been careless, and a bit pathetic there.
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Is this Lucy Letby: Scapegoat thing a documentary, or a series of head shots of Rob Pattinson attempting to look thoughtful and serious.
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I'm on a company-wide call, and someone in Brazil is pronouncing chatbot as shatbot. That's the highlight of my day.
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That #severealert was a bit counterproductive. Made me jump and spat me crack pipe out on Winter Hill.
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Who is running this a count these days? I know HIGTNFY is way past it's best before date, but the Twitter account is genuinely hopeless.
Didn’t get the results you were hoping for?  Worried you might not be clever enough? Don't panic, they all got to be Cabinet Ministers
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If this gets to penalties, Argentina should commit to still not shooting.
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America and Argentina have sucked all the joy out of football.
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Was Tom Cruise even worse than Robbie there?
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