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Name's Dash, Dash the Hedgehog! Fastest thing alive! ...okay, second-fastest thing, but still! #Hedgehog! #SonicOC #SonicRP Parody/RP Account

Green Hill Zone (he/him)
Joined December 2021
โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €ใ€Œ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ง๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐’๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐‚๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ.ใ€ โ €
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14 years ago today, โ€˜WRECK IT RALPHโ€™ released in theaters.
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To those of you that donโ€™t appreciate music puns, you have my symphony.
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This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor women thought the cat understood her. When I got home I told my dog...we laughed a lot.
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If you have ADHD, time blindness means genuinely believing you can shower, get dressed and drive to work in seven minutes
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โ‚œโ‚•โ‚‘ fโ‚—โ‚’w โ‚’f โ‚œแตขโ‚˜โ‚‘ แตขโ‚› โ‚โ‚—wโ‚yโ‚› cแตฃแตคโ‚‘โ‚—... แตขโ‚œโ‚› โ‚›โ‚šโ‚‘โ‚‘d โ‚›โ‚‘โ‚‘โ‚˜โ‚› dแตขffโ‚‘แตฃโ‚‘โ‚™โ‚œ fโ‚’แตฃ โ‚‘โ‚cโ‚• โ‚šโ‚‘แตฃโ‚›โ‚’โ‚™, bแตคโ‚œ โ‚™โ‚’ โ‚’โ‚™โ‚‘ cโ‚โ‚™ cโ‚•โ‚โ‚™gโ‚‘ แตขโ‚œ... ๐”“๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐” ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”‡๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ถ หขแตƒแตแต‰ แต’แถ  แต€โฑแตแต‰ ๐•Ž๐•š๐•ค๐••๐• ๐•ž
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How do I get myself into these crazy situations? Marinette Dupan Cheng Ladybug Not new to muse Shipped with @ClawsOutAgreste RT/like bugheads!
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Whatever kind of day you are having today, belly breathing can help you through any big feeling โค๏ธ
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โ € ๐“ฑalloween is over. now, itโ€™s christmas time. โ € โ €
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Salons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have oil on the floor. Banks, what is your problem?
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๐•ธ๐–Ž๐–—๐–—๐–”๐–—, ๐–’๐–Ž๐–—๐–—๐–”๐–—, ๐–œ๐–๐–†๐–™'๐–˜ ๐–‡๐–Š๐–๐–Ž๐–“๐–‰ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š? ๐•พ๐–†๐–›๐–Š ๐–’๐–Š ๐–‹๐–—๐–”๐–’ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–˜ ๐•ด ๐–˜๐–Š๐–Š! ๐•ด ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–“ ๐–๐–Š๐–Š๐–• ๐–Ž๐–™ ๐–‹๐–—๐–”๐–’ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–œ๐–”๐–—๐–‘๐–‰, ๐–‚๐–๐–ž ๐–œ๐–”๐–“'๐–™ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–‘๐–Š๐–™ ๐–’๐–Š ๐–๐–Ž๐–‰๐–Š ๐–‹๐–—๐–”๐–’ ๐–’๐–Š? (โค๏ธโž•๐Ÿ”)
hope hurt more than the cold.
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thank you eric bauza for giving us one of the best tmnt villans ever โ™ฅ๏ธ
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The chances of getting hurt by a pancake are low, but never zero ๐Ÿ‘ป
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I was just minding my own business, and the next thing I knowโ€ฆ. I'm the same age as old people.
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ใ€Œ crim! ใ€ I would really appreciate it if non-rp accounts exercised an iota of intelligence and not like every single one of my postsโ€” especially the ones that are meant for OTHER ROLEPLAY ACCOUNTS.
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I told me wife: There's only one thing that scares me during Halloween... My wife: "Which is?" Me: "Exactly"
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Happy Columbus Day!
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