Lifelong stockcar fan and ex-F2 / Saloon driver. Also a supporter of Mansfield Town FC.
Sutton in Ashfield, England
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Dave Wayne retweeted
Sean Lock had a point, there's something ridiculous about telling someone to watch their language when you've just given them a perfectly good reason to lose their temper. 😂
Sometimes, the problem isn't how someone expresses their frustration. It's what you've done to make them frustrated in the first place.
Tour life looks glamorous until the travel plans start falling apart.
Nikki Glaser and her team experience the kind of travel chaos that can turn an ordinary workday into a full-blown adventure. With flights repeatedly cancelled and two shows waiting in Vancouver, the team eventually makes an expensive decision: chartering a private jet.
But what makes the journey entertaining is how they handle the frustration. From casino gambling to joking about manifestation and preparing for the show, the team finds ways to turn uncertainty into entertainment.
Kyle's confidence that he manifested the private jet and group massages adds another layer of comedy.
Sometimes, the best part of a successful performance is the ridiculous journey it takes to get there.
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“It was at this point that I tripped up and accidentally entered a passing 15 year old…”
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🇲🇨 1986 Rallye Automobile Monte-Carlo
Cars in order of the clip
Car 7 - 🥇
🇫🇮 Henri Toivonen 🇺🇸 Sergio Cresto - Lancia Delta S4
Car 8 - 6th
🇫🇷 Bruno Baby 🇫🇷 Jean-François Fauchille - Peugeot 205 T16 E2
Car 6 - 🥉
🇫🇮 Hannu Mikkola 🇸🇪 Arne Hertz - Audi Sport Quattro S1 E2
Car 9 - SS31 Accident on road section
🇮🇹 Miki Biasion 🇮🇹 Tiziano Siviero - Lancia Delta S4
Car 2 - 4th
🇩🇪 Walter Rohrl 🇩🇪 Christian Geistdörfer - Audi Sport Quattro S1 E2
🎥 @OfficialWRC 👏🏻👏🏻
#monaco #cars #classic #motorsport
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As Nigel Farage lays a wreath today, remember that he stands for everything our war hero’s fought against.
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Never thought I’d live to see the day when the leader of a fascist party would lay a wreath at the cenotaph on remembrance Sunday
Despicably disrespectful
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📲 Pitchside viewing of the goals that booked our spot in tomorrow’s second round draw 🎩
#Stags 🟡🔵
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There were only 2 games in Britain in season 04-05 than finished 7-1.
Rangers V Dundee United and Man City V Barnsley.
The same two goalkeepers played in both games - Ronald Waterreus for Rangers and City, Nick Colgan for Dundee Utd and Barnsley.
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🇬🇧 Peugeot 306 Cosworth
The Andy Burton Peugeot 306 (often referred to as the Peugeot 306R4 or Peugeot Cosworth) is an iconic custom-built rally car in British motorsport history.
Driven and engineered by Herefordshire farmer and rally legend Andrew Burton, the car became a fan favorite across UK forest rallies due to its incredible speed, unique engineering, and unmistakable engine roar.
Key Specifications & Features
Engine:
Powered by a naturally aspirated 2.5-litre V6 Cosworth KF engine (a derivative of the engine Cosworth developed for Opel/Vauxhall DTM racing). It revved past 10,000 RPM, producing over 300 hp and an unforgettable exhaust note.
Drivetrain & Chassis:
While it used modified Peugeot 306 body panels, the underlying chassis and four-wheel-drive running gear were custom-engineered by Burton himself, incorporating parts from MG Metro 6R4 running gear and custom tubular space-framing.
Layout:
Front-mid engine placement optimized for weight distribution across gravel forest stages.
History & Legacy
Success on the Stages:
Despite competing against heavily funded, factory-backed World Rally Cars (WRC), Burton’s self-built machine routinely won national and regional UK rallies outright, including events like the Malcolm Wilson Rally and Woodpecker Stages.
The 2011 MSA Rule Change:
At the end of the 2011 season, the UK Motorsport Association (MSA) updated its vehicle eligibility regulations for national rallying, effectively banning non-homologated, custom space-frame specials like Burton's 306. 😭
Burton officially retired the car following his victory at the 2011 Woodpecker Stages. It remains one of the most celebrated "special" rally cars ever built in the UK.
🎥 Credit to the original source 👏🏻👏🏻
#peugeot #cosworth #cars #rally
Dave Wayne retweeted
Coming over here, feeding our homeless…
…while singing “fuck the rich!”
Huge respect to Shawarma Hut London! I’ll definitely visit next time I’m in town.
Ali is the best of us.
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6️⃣ Years ago today Nigel Clough was appointed as manager of Mansfield Town Football Club 🤯
💛 What a journey we have been on together 💙
Here's to many more memories, gaffer 👊
#Stags 🟡🔵
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🇬🇧 1987 Fram Filters International Welsh Rally
Car 53
🇬🇧 Russell Morgan 🇬🇧 Tony Panaro in their Mercedes-Benz 190E 2.3 16V.
The crew would finish the event 25th overall and 5th in group N4.
📸 Andy Louch 👏🏻👏🏻
@OfficialWRC @amgmotorsport @BRCrally
#cars #amg #germany #motorsport
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Hey Leo! Don't forget to tag me @LeoDiCaprio
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Whilst the BSCDA PR Team were busy at Buxton/Hednesford this weekend one member put in his holiday form and was out in Mexico repping the BSCDA brand!
#BriSCAF1
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'Goodbyeee', the final episode of Blackadder Goes Forth, was originally broadcast on this day in 1989.
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⏮️ #ThrowbackThursday Watch all 5️⃣ goals from our 5-0 win against Saturday's opponents in April 2016 😍
⚽️ Matt Green (x2), Adam Chapman, Reggie Lambe and Mitchell Rose were on the scoresheet ⭐️
#Stags 🟡🔵
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The single best joke in any Carry On film.
“I tried it once and didn’t like it.”
Oh look. A misogynistic cunt being a misogynistic cunt again.
Waste Of Time...
Today I asked another Minister (No idea who she is) a very simple question.
Once again a Minister who does not know their brief.
Vote @reformparty_uk
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Can anyone help me please? I really like the poppy / Union Jack pin badge that Ryan Bridge of Raise the Colours was wearing when he tried to get into that Wetherspoon’s in Gosport the other day, but I can’t find it for sale on the Royal British Legion website. Naturally I could buy it elsewhere, but that would mean that the Royal British Legion wouldn’t see any of the money which sounds like a bit of a shitty thing to do as after all, the whole period of remembrance is about supporting their work in every possible way.
So, if anyone can point me towards somewhere to buy it on any of the RBL’s official channels, that would be great. Thanks!
