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@DavidKalvinJr

Yung Quixote aka Yung Zuck aka Lil Seg Fault aka Sucio Dan aka Davinho aka || UVA CS ⚔️ || 🇧🇴 🇧🇷 || Barça || SDE || thoughts my own

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Joined February 2013
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Driving in VA be like... keep left on JEFFERSON DAVIS highway and merge onto LEE street, then stay straight to go on CONFEDERATE parkway
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We bouta round up Florida Latinos and send them to education camps taught by Texas Latinos
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Thanks for the celly inspo @FCBarcelona 🤞
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ziri@ahtzzzziriSep 9
do mexicans celebrate Kirkmas on the night of the 9th?
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They're calling him Palantir Parker for using AI facial recognition and mass surveillance to track people down LMAOOO
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The Barcelona players, all together. 🏆✨
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This girl asked me how I felt about the final 4 so I gave her a paragraph about each team in the world cup semis and her ass was talking about love island.........
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I hate grocery stores bro. Just a bunch of ingredients and no food. Take me to the food store
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In the 14 games since Christian Pulisic broke out the Trump dance, he’s scored 1 goal and 3 assists with an average match rating of 6.6
Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) profile pictureClay Travis
@ClayTravis19 Nov 2024
Christian Pulisic scored for the US men’s soccer team and broke out the Trump dance. We are so fucking back.
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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fuck
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@_kelindi_May 26
every software engineer is just someone who wanted to make video games and quietly gave up on that dream
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@PopBaseMay 12
Lamine Yamal raises the Palestinian flag during Barcelona’s league title parade.
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im cleaning surfaces you've never seen, using products you can't pronounce
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BREAKING: The Virginia GOP has escaped to Southwest VA under Generalissimo Jason Miyares following a massive defeat by Comrade Spanberger's Red Guard in Charlottesville and Southeast Virginia. Spanberger has said that she and Jay Jones will push to "make all of Virginia woke."
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My nephew Weed Vape has bravely lost his life fighting in the Forward Assault Group Ground Operations Team
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@FoxNewsMar 9
BREAKING: Seventh US service member killed in Iran conflict identified as 26-year-old Sgt. Benjamin Pennington of Kentucky
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Like clock work. Whenever Republicans run the government, they trash the economy. Prices go up. 10 of the last 11 recessions were under Republican Presidents. They’re really bad at this.
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@KobeissiLetterMar 8
BREAKING: US oil prices officially surge above $104/barrel for the first time since July 2022. US oil prices are now up +90% since the December low.
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Never forget this thrilling comeback win for @UVAMensHoops to send them to the 2019 Final Four 🤯
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2015 was 5 years ago tops
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Must be crack in Baile inolvidable
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@KurrcoFeb 2
Bad Bunny teared up after winning the #GRAMMY for 'Album of the Year' 'DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS' makes history as the first all-Spanish language 'Album of the Year' winner in #GRAMMYs history.
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