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days@Dayscd17 May 2024

worst day of my fucking life

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm17 May 2024

Young Sheldon has ended.

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@ratlimit · Oct 30, 2026 · 7:52 PM UTC

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Why do apartment neighbors get such a bad rap for being “loud”? I’ve lived in apartments for 15+ years and never once could I hear my neighbors over my phone calls, music, discussions with girlfriends, etc.

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Normal Dervy · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:10 AM UTC

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days · Apr 29, 2026 · 5:55 PM UTC

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days@DayscdApr 29

Imagine a pregnant clown… AGGHHHHHH I just imagined and it was scary as fuck but also maternal

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jake rhodes · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:50 PM UTC

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jake rhodes@jakebrodes18h

Anton Chigurh: whats the most youve ever lost on a coin t- Me: bottle of xans half a pack of camels Anton: wh- Me: buddy said heads you can punch me as hard as you can in the mouth tails I get what’s in your pocket. I was hammered so I said ok Anton: why Me: no idea

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days · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:33 PM UTC

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I’m Jospeh’s best-man. He just got Mary’d

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days · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:27 PM UTC

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I just got my mother fucking ass beat by a mother fucking boxelder bug.

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days · Oct 30, 2026 · 3:44 AM UTC

days@DayscdOct 30

I’m from Minnesota and i live in minnnesota I don’t live in new York sorry

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@adastroworldOct 29

if you're in nyc and you're single like. how.

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Cameron Bradford · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:49 AM UTC

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Cameron Bradford@camerobradfordOct 30

I love that moment during laughter that is pure LOL vibes

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jill · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:01 PM UTC

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jill@littlefuckyOct 29

People with green screens are obsessed with telling people “hi just make sure to not wear green!” . Something I’ve noticed .

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days · Oct 29, 2026 · 9:33 PM UTC

days@DayscdOct 29

Local news: cornbread

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Thomas White · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:21 PM UTC

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Thomas White@len0killerOct 29

Replying to @LamarOdom

My card won’t go through

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jill · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:47 PM UTC

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jill@littlefuckyOct 28

Dude. Joe box Los Angeles is going to be fucking insaneee 🤣 Please god PLEASE let it be the Joy tactics guys. Like that will seriously heal meh .

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days · Oct 28, 2026 · 9:14 PM UTC

days@DayscdOct 28

This YouTube guy be making hella videos

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Brooks Otterlake · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:55 AM UTC

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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 28

First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"

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