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Detroit, MI
Joined June 2012
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So since everyone is paying attention now, here is the latest version
One month later: "Circular revenues received a lot of the airtime, but the circular impact of AI on markets and tech probably didn’t get enough scrutiny while things were going well. That’s changed." - JPM's Global Co-Head of Cash Trading Ron Adler
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Being right years ahead of others isn’t nearly as satisfying as people think. Nobody apologizes for treating you like a crazy. They just come back years later, repeating what you told them as if it’s some groundbreaking revelation because they finally heard it from someone else.
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When researchers analyzed how Pegasus spyware infected iPhones without the user tapping anything, they found something wild. The attackers sent an iMessage with a fake GIF that targeted Apple's image decompression engine. The decompression math was so flexible that the exploit chained arithmetic operations together to construct a literal, functioning software CPU using over 70,000 segment commands that defined logical bit operations (AND, OR, XOR, XNOR, etc.) entirely inside the image parser. This created a small computer architecture with registers, a full 64-bit adder, and a comparator, running raw code before the phone even buzzed with a notification
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It’s actually so insane the Lions drafted Barry Sanders 2.0
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When you defeat fascism & imperialism by voting every two years
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in. Pittsburghs going to tha Super Bowllllll
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Class is in session:
once you figure out these two things: • that inflation can work in both a good and bad way • how to benefit from inflation you look at money very differently
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Today we celebrate, tomorrow we come up with the excuses for why we have no choice but to continue funding the Iran war
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michigan high key a great place to live.
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Cade Cunningham is the first PG in NBA history to record 30/5/5/5 in under 30 minutes.
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I want nothing more than for Cade Cunningham to win a championship with the Pistons because I think he has the best origin story of any current NBA star -Constantly compared to Jalen Green for the 1st pick -Losses ROTY to Scottie Barnes -Nagging injuries early in career - Terrible teams for the first 3 years of his career -All time losing streak in year 3 “we’re not 2-26 bad, man” -3 Coaches in 2.5 years -Gets contract extension, everyone says he hasn’t been a winning player and didn’t deserve it. -Biggest single season turn around in NBA history - His Co-Star breaks his leg and never returns to the form he was pre injury leading to a trade -Now been to the playoffs back to back years -MVP candidate and 1st Team All NBA last year Cade has the Pistons cruising so far in year 6. Will we see a Cade MVP and championship in Detroit?
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it’s crazy that the Right had two years to do literally whatever they wanted and they spent it enriching themselves, bombing iran, and protecting pedophiles
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The fundamental problem here is that Jeffries and Schumer still support the war against Iran they’re just happy that Trump is taking the blame for it. They’re not going to obstruct his ability to wage it. Welcome to modern US “democracy”
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This man is must watch. Has his teammates jumping off the bench when he gets the ball.
Steeler for life.
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The next time someone tells you that markets are rational remember that in 2026 pretty much every company simultaneously announced that they were going to borrow a quadrillion dollars to build 420 data centers in six months with chips they didn’t have powered by electricity they couldn’t get from turbines that weren’t built sent through transmission lines that didn’t exist and everybody was like “Cool, cool. Sounds good. Solid plan.”
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Michigan is the greatest country in the world
IDC, this is as elite of a sticker lineup as you could ever ask for. S-tier designs all around #Vote
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NFL Films is spoiling Lions fans with content this season. These shots from the win over the Vikings: pure art 🎨
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Going down memory lane looking through my popular posts 😭
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Oh my god 😭 get me my walker I guess 👴🏻
Today’s first time voter was:  - Born in 2008  - 8 years old when Trump was first elected  - In middle school when Covid hit
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purpose of the chromebooks was surveillance and training; the computer was able to form complex psychological profiles on every student who used them to better aide in suppressing dissent down the line. The current technodystopia has its origins, like many evil things do, at MIT
So that basically defeats the purpose of the tens of thousands of Chromebooks they’ve been forcing onto school districts for the past decade or so…
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