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Devon Friese

@DevonFriese
 Iowa City, IA
Joined August 2010
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Now that I’m delivery driving due to a lay off, I’m going to replace everyone’s food with digiorno pizzas! Because there is clearly no difference at all! Thanks @DiGiorno !
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Raleigh@mr_raleighpants4 Oct 2020
Is....is Kramer kinda hot? Asking for my dad.
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I always find the most creative ways to destroy myself… youtu.be/hx72u4CtLnI – at Coralville, IA
What happens when I say that #ImNotDocumented ? Will they come for me? What if all of us say it? nitter.cf/i/events/1149219409954… – at Coralville, IA
This dyslexic Zapata translation.
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A letter to Kanye Omari West. Over his own beat. 🤮
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I love L.A. when it rains. Dig #loudonwainwrightIII singing “Grey in L.A.” and sing along with me. m.youtube.com/watch?v=q51inc…
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Behind the scenes tv stuff. Shows start in 13 hours. Get them tickets. littlevillage.boldtypeticket…
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Tix for Floodwater Comedy Festival 2018 on 3/2 are on sale now. Get them while they're hot. ticketf.ly/2GOQF7R
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We got a got deal for you on Carmen Lynch tickets until noon tomorrow! Only $9! That’s less than a carton of smokes! littlevillagetickets.com/eve…
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Sean Spicer thinks that A Christmas Carol is a collection of Christmas carols
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I was just handed a 479-page tax bill a few hours before the vote. One page literally has hand scribbled policy changes on it that can’t be read. This is Washington, D.C. at its worst. Montanans deserve so much better.
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Hey Congress, #Netflix just fired their fake TV president for sexual harassment. So can you. #grabthembythepussy
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Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for “Mindhunter.” IT’S THEIR LOSS.
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Hey comedy pals please spread the word.
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You peacefully protested the peaceful protest of the national anthem in doing so used the national anthem as a platform for protest. Tight. nitter.cf/vp/status/917074120084…
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@VP458 Oct 2017
I left today's Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.
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Embarrassing confession time: When I was young, and first heard “Fo shizzle my nizzle,” I thought it was Yiddish. – at Iowa City, IA
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When trying to be a badass, this is the new standard. nitter.cf/chefjoseandres/status/… – at Iowa City, IA
Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 (@chefjoseandres) profile pictureChef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳
@chefjoseandres1 Oct 2017
Four paellas firing today at once! Will feed 6,000 people from the paella alone! And it’s delicious!! 🥘 #ChefsForPuertoRico @paellasyalgomas
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Hey we have all of your sticker needs covered. Spread the word.
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