Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody

Announcing Mööber! Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets. Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!

Remembrance Day is coming up. So again: no politics can happen on that day. I’ll simply be visiting veterans to say hello with local MLAs to pay respects. That’s exactly what my camera crew will be doing too.

We've found a way to turn a series of unfortunate events into a major opportunity. You’re welcome.

The Amazon data center…boy if you think I don’t have something for that, just wait until tomorrow. I’m working on it. Busy at my real job, but it’ll be worth the wait. -ND

We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but them shit’s expensive. #CandyTax #nspoli

Now that I’ve saved public education, I’m winding down watching Book Club. Candice Bergen. Mary Steenburgen. Lots of Bergen’s or Burgens’. Plus Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda so I’m a big fan of this shit.

The future of public education starts right here in Nova Scotia.

“Roads? Where you’re going, you don't need roads.” RIP Patrick Stewart #StarWars

Look @DaveRitcey. We don’t want small businesses building more grow ops and who the hell is Ed?

So let me get this straight. The story here is how two unauthorized, older women who happen to be recognizable award winning journalists were able to bypass security controls at a federally regulated $10 billion industrial site. Is that really the angle they’re going with? -ND

Affordable housing? Transparency? Environmental protections? Jobs?

Introducing my official tartan kilt. Woven with my face, stitched with my vision, and priced at $499.99 because I refuse to let affordability interfere with innovation. Other premiers simply build a legacy. I put mine on your arse. You're welcome.

I wish the media would stop finding out what we’re up to especially when it’s about us preventing the public from finding out what we’re up to.

Played hide the ironing board this week. I lost because I don’t know what an ironing board looks like.

I’d buy and give away so much merch.

So with all that Nova Scotia Guard merch nobody bothered to save me a ball cap ferfucksakes.

She totally believes me. #nspoli

Cash deal too.

Electric vehicle owners are gonna pay one way or the other. The bicycle crowd? You’re next.