Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody

We've found a way to turn a series of unfortunate events into a major opportunity. You’re welcome.

We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but them shit’s expensive. #CandyTax #nspoli

The future of public education starts right here in Nova Scotia.

“Roads? Where you’re going, you don't need roads.” RIP Patrick Stewart #StarWars

Look @DaveRitcey. We don’t want small businesses building more grow ops and who the hell is Ed?

So let me get this straight. The story here is how two unauthorized, older women who happen to be recognizable award winning journalists were able to bypass security controls at a federally regulated $10 billion industrial site. Is that really the angle they’re going with? -ND

Affordable housing? Transparency? Environmental protections? Jobs?

Introducing my official tartan kilt. Woven with my face, stitched with my vision, and priced at $499.99 because I refuse to let affordability interfere with innovation. Other premiers simply build a legacy. I put mine on your arse. You're welcome.

I wish the media would stop finding out what we’re up to especially when it’s about us preventing the public from finding out what we’re up to.

Played hide the ironing board this week. I lost because I don’t know what an ironing board looks like.