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Doctor Rattle

@Doctor_Rattle

such a mean old doc.

 Joshua, TX
Joined November 2026
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Hi #hitwt
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Grandpa cnc is just an abbreviation of Charlie Kirk’s last words bruh
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Pretty sure no isn’t something a necklace is made of
out of context house m.d. (@telyhouse) profile pictureout of context house m.d.@telyhouse30 Dec 2024
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Uncle pussy more like uncle sussy get it bro
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Im your uncle puppy just kidding
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There’s this new kid in school apparently his name is mijo
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They didn’t mean anything by it squidward, I’m sure they were just trying to scare people
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Bro wash yourself that leg is stinky
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Nurse Rattle@nurserattle12h
The worst part of my job is having to euthanize the patients when they get too old
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Based on the ones I’ve seen I’d say it’s about 4 inches
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The real average penis size, according to 33 studies - both length and girth trib.al/ldKcAAa
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Elmo walked in the clinic and finally apologised… feels good to finally let it go
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My chud son said archer is cooler than fryboy, im gonna have to humble him
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I call them sneakers because I sneak with them just kidding
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Nana I swear Gucci gang is not an actual gang bruh I swear it isn’t
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Scram bumm-o this is for the real Gucci gangsters
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Burnt peanut yams or cure cancer
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Gonna shower today just kidding
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Penis maxxing hitting my penis with a hammer
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In muppetville they kill if you don’t celebrate Christmas
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I call it pippy glitch to degrade it and lower its ego
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I thought his name was Charlie Brown
Cool Dude 🤠💀 (@cooldudetm) profile pictureCool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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