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Passing the time being wrong about football. Full blown @westernbulldogs nuff, "so-called supporter" and eternal pessimist.

Footscrazy, Australia
Joined August 2011
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Bont is all of us in this moment.
“Ohh you’re kidding!” The sounds of #Bont250 from the man himself. (His reaction to Darc’s goal was all of us 🤣).
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Dogs fixture hot take. 1 double up vs top 4 ✅ No GMHBA trip 🤯 ✅ 0 teams after their bye ✅ 2 late MCG games ✅ No travel for last 7 weeks ✅ WA Thurs season opener ❌ Rnd 15 bye ❌ 2 WA trips ❌ 2 weeks in a row in Adel ❌ 0 double ups vs bottom 4 ❌ It’s not bad.
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They’ve played North (14th), Dogs (9th), North (17th) & North (17th). Dogs have played Hawks (4th), Brisbane (1st), Geelong (3rd) & Port (3rd).
Kings of Gather Round 🦁 Every club's record: afl.com.au/news/1636291
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Death Taxes and Dogs getting a dogshit fixture.
Sydney v Geelong and Freo v WB to open the season on Wednesday and Thursday night in round one. What we know so far heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/g…
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What an odd way to frame the delisting of three below average players. Why are they reporting it like this?
The Western Bulldogs have cut a combined 221 games worth of experience from their playing list on Friday afternoon. Two of the three players were a part of their elimination final loss to Adelaide only last month. READ HERE ➡️ bit.ly/4xVb0C5
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Uppity little Bulldogs being happy they attracted a player with multiple suitors. How very dare they. They should just shut up and get ready to play at GMHBA again next season.
The Dogs' Zak Butters celebrations appear to have ruffled some feathers. READ 👉 bit.ly/4zxJTxK
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Did Adelaide think he was Nick Daicos? Why are they turning that down?
The DECLINED Nick Murray trade offer 👇 Adelaide receives: Pick 33, Pick 49, future first-round pick, future third-round pick North Melbourne receives: Nick Murray, future fourth-round pick
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Am I out of touch? I don’t think this is true?
"They might not bat deep - but it's a pretty handy top 23-25 players. When healthy- they can match it against the top sides." - Michael Voss on the Bombers #AFLTrade
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Imagine the roles were reversed and the media had been trumpeting the Dogs belief that they were the preferred destination, only to be pipped at the post by the Cats. The narrative would have been about how it was an all-time fumble and the Cats always get their man.
The Bulldogs' signing announcement of Zak Butters certainly didn't get past Kane over the weekend 😅 @rheemaustralia | #AFLTrade
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Marvel tax. That’s a lot of capital for damaged goods with the sword of Damocles hanging overhead.
Breaking - Nick Blakey trade is DONE. North gets: Nick Blakey, pick 52, 2028 Rd2 Sydney gets: Pick 6, 47, 2027 F2, 2028 F1, 2028 F2 @AFLcomau @TradeRadio
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VanderGoat staying! Woo! Another big off season win for the Dogs.
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Kane reckons Dogs at Marvel is one of the biggest home ground advantages. Never change Kane.
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Have all the blue ticks disappeared? There used to be 100s of them before you got to a genuine reply on a post.
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“Essendon wins trade period” Everybody drink.
"The Bombers have had the best two weeks I reckon they've had in a decade. Maybe longer." Tom Morris on Essendon's off-season moves 👉 bit.ly/breakerspod
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"Hello, Dale Morris? It's time."
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Appreciate the candid approach from the subeditor here.
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“Actually, what our books show is we just pay our good players less than everyone else. That’s why lots of players want to come here and they never leave.”
When Geelong tries to attract the stars of the game down the highway, the little black book comes out as a key part of the sales pitch. And despite popular opinion, it isn’t filled with Cotton On sponsorships and farm locations. HOW CATS LURE STARS 👉 bit.ly/4rWVvaV
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So a big chunk of players are on double the average AFL wage? Oh! So that’s how they’ve done it! Does Jon Ralph know he doesn’t have to just publish the propaganda that Geelong send him?
When Geelong tries to attract the stars of the game down the highway, the little black book comes out as a key part of the sales pitch. And despite popular opinion, it isn’t filled with Cotton On sponsorships and farm locations. HOW CATS LURE STARS 👉 bit.ly/4rWVvaV
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Kane thinks everyone is as petty as he is.
“Is it possible that Adelaide are doing nothing because they’re setting the coach up to fail because they don’t believe that this is the coach to take them forward long term?” Channel 7's @KaneCornes has asked. Live AFL trade updates: tinyurl.com/59xvaa2z
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The girls are cooking. 7-2 with the tough draw is good going. Everything coming up roses in the West.
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