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Ostrich

@DogsBreakfastFC

Passing the time being wrong about football. Full blown @westernbulldogs nuff, "so-called supporter" and eternal pessimist.

 Footscrazy, Australia
Joined August 2011
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There's a glorious world where Freo play wharfie time because they think they're home, and Brisbane mercilessly mow them down. Thus killing wharfie time and maybe even the Fremantle football club for good.
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“You told me the umpires were always cowards in the big moment. You said we could hatch the ball with zero attempt.” “You’re right to push back, I did say that.”
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lost my cool just a smidge mimimise.substack.com/p/what…
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Chook@spissy_cAug 28
Fox immediately into 30 seconds of “Pies robbed due to missed 50”. Truly incredible.
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Some late night thoughts on the latest farce from head office. emlynbreese.substack.com/p/f…
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Angrier about Ed Richards’ comment about Wildcard round not feeling like a final than this
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"They (Geelong) did nearly everything right." AFL CEO Andrew Dillon was asked about the perception of how the Cats are treated, after their $140k fine for the concussion clause saga.
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Collingwood are in discussions with West Coast to allow Scott Pendlebury to kick the 10th goal of the game.
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Oh god it’s happening.
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So it’s set up for the Dogs to go a game clear in top spot if they can just beat the worst team in it? This isn’t good.
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Please @MCG @melbournefc no more music after goals. It’s excruciating at the ground and on the broadcast.
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"The hyperventilating around Carlton has been ridiculous." 😫 Gerard Whateley has gone in to bat for the Blues after their second half troubles against Sydney in Opening Round... and the "delusional" viewpoint some fans have taken on Michael Voss' side. #AFL360
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Happy with that, Blues fans? 😏 #AFLBluesCats
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Fresh from the Lions' premiership triumph, Lachie Neale has joined forces with Hollywood heavyweight Chris Hemsworth for a mystery video. Details: bit.ly/48kk225
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*except in August
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It's dickhead time
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Replying to @haterolivia8
bontract is done ✍️
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you have to admit, the Suns looking like they have finally become a big boy club and then getting rolled by a side who kicked 0 goals in the first half would be exceptionally funny. Flyball does some wonderful things
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List of teammates to both have 10+ tackles & kick 2+ goals in the same game 2025 R17 - WBD v NTH MARCUS BONTEMPELLI & TOM LIBERATORE @westernbulldogs #AFLNorthDogs @AFL
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Replying to @StevoMedia
@Stevo7AFL have the dogs got in your ear Stevo, Aish is better than a safe selection, he s a gun so it s a big call if they go that way
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Well well well
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What @ClarkyHeraldSun has done to First Crack is unforgivable. It was one of the best shows because it left all the off-field trade/coach carousel talk to others and just focussed on what you see on-field. Now it's just like Agenda Setters or Footy Classified 🙄
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