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Joined November 2010
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i have nothing but respect for the purveyor of morsels
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Something crawled into my house last night. Weird guy.
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80HD would be a good name for a granny porn website but i can’t for the life of me figure out how to relate it back to the executive functioning disorder
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simpsons
Fam I’m tryna think of a word that I am forgetting. It sounds like sim op sis but it is about movies
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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the only thing i’ve ever found halfway interesting about this ethan klein character is how passionately devoted he is to the satisfaction of his obvious humiliation fetish. in this way the public continues to play into his hand
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wegoverconfidence
tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?
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hermeneutically sealed
“Hermetically sealed” sounds like a Renaissance demon-controlling technique derived from esoteric Neoplatonic theurgy, but actually refers to like a can of peaches. What’s up with that
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i am basking in the glow of the 2 followers i gained from my viral quote tweet
this is just a classic case of words not being sentences
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bro this is taking me out... to the ball game, that is
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this is just a classic case of words not being sentences
it's unfortunate that there isn't an english word that unambiguously means "on what grounds do you believe what you just said to be true"
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i guess if you really want one word you could just shout “WHENCE?” at ppl
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"why am I letting a group of 12 stangers critique my intensely personal poem about my family trauma?" can you imagine someone expressing this same sentiment about a painting and being taken seriously?
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I was dead silent amidst boisterous, often cruel-seeming laughter at my packed YCSE showing in Baltimore, but I burst out a solitary "BUH-ha" when Holmes used the word "annealing" to describe her and her husband's love and nathan immediately checked her on it
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deleted scene from my now 5-year-old mock epic about elon musk
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a meta metaphor for more feta
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a strange answer but a perfectly legitimate one
Cant stop thinking about this question from the elizabeth holmes doc
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FIELDER: When you see this tweet, do you understand what's funny about it? HOLMES: I think so. Babies shouldn't be adult sized. FIELDER: But do you see the way he's talking? Do you see why he can't be talking like that? HOLMES: heh. Well, he's a baby, of course.
Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂 Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.
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there are some doors inside the human heart that only serve to remind you that you can't get this Busch's baked beans can open
Poets and writers, lend me your imagination. Finish this sentence: “There are some doors inside the human heart that only __________ can open.”
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