Beer & rugby loving (reffing and coaching) dad of 3. Enjoys a bit of karaoke.
Goring, West Berks
Joined May 2012
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Doug the Propπππ retweeted
This week, Shadow Chancellor (stop laughing) Robert Jenrick unveiled our latest sack of mad ideas to a near empty room. Please spare a few minutes to read my unflinching account of the occasion in Nigel's Norebook:
parodypm.substack.com/p/its-β¦
Last old school poses from the boys and I from Dungeness...learnt it is classed as a desert due to low annual rainfall levels. #PropsOnTour
Another old school pose with the boys yesterday at Dover Castle #PropsOnTour β at West Hythe, England
Another throwback style photo with the boys #PropsOnTour β at Chestfield, England
Decent squad. Surprised Freddie Douglas isn't in there unless he's injured. Disappointed Cam Henderson os still missing out in the second row, he's consistenty good for Tigers domestically and in Europe. β at Bitteswell, England
Introducing your Scotland squad for the Nations Championship Northern Series π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
Three blockbuster games at @SGMurrayfield before the Finals Weekend in London, have you got your tickets sorted? π³πΏπ¦πΊπ―π΅π
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Robert Jenrick will be explaining how Reform will make Β£40bn worth of savings. Just like we did in all the councils we now run, where we promised to find loads of waste and cut council tax, then found zero savings and put council tax up.
#bbclaurak
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket Β£1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.
Thank you @Littlemorerfc and @banburyrufc3 for providing a decent game to ref in what were "gie driech" conditions at best. #BBO3 #rugby β at Goring, England
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
The latest hot news that we will definitely not be holding a press conference about is that yesterday there were by-elections in three district councils, one city council and one county council and Reform lost in all of them. Our unstoppable march to power continues.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Feeling a bit rough this morning after being up all night comforting Richard Tice, who was crying hysterically.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
"I once tried to bribe Clacton with Β£250,000 because I expected a by-election to be triggered when I was found guilty of breaking Parliamentary rules""
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Rain coming down. π§
Game called off. π«π
Shutters going up. ποΈ
Bar olympics on. π»π
#TheWorldsWorstRugbyClub
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
With the likelihood of a recall by-election imminent, I have taken a lesson from my friend Donald Trump and decided to bribe the people of Clacton with Β£250,000. This seems easier than doing any actual work or holding a single surgery.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
UK crime was four times higher when Oasis first played Knebworth than at last yearβs reunion gigs.
The collapse of crime and safer streets is one of the biggest stories of our time.
But one almost never told - or believed.
My take on todayβs figures: comment.press/lawless
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
The βprivate security teamβ the Reform council hired under the guise of keeping women safe, have assaulted two teen girls by HANDCUFFING them despite having zero lawful right to do so.
So the only notable thing that Operation Vanguard has done is *checks notes* assault girls.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Take a moment to remember what we promised Brexit would deliver: a well-funded NHS, less immigration, more jobs, flourishing businesses with no red tape, easy to get on the housing ladder, boom time for farming, fishing and steel industries... I do hope you're enjoying it.