Beer & rugby loving (reffing and coaching) dad of 3. Enjoys a bit of karaoke.
Goring, West Berks
Joined May 2012
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Doug the Propπππ retweeted
This week, Shadow Chancellor (stop laughing) Robert Jenrick unveiled our latest sack of mad ideas to a near empty room. Please spare a few minutes to read my unflinching account of the occasion in Nigel's Norebook:
parodypm.substack.com/p/its-β¦
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Robert Jenrick will be explaining how Reform will make Β£40bn worth of savings. Just like we did in all the councils we now run, where we promised to find loads of waste and cut council tax, then found zero savings and put council tax up.
#bbclaurak
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket Β£1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
The latest hot news that we will definitely not be holding a press conference about is that yesterday there were by-elections in three district councils, one city council and one county council and Reform lost in all of them. Our unstoppable march to power continues.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Feeling a bit rough this morning after being up all night comforting Richard Tice, who was crying hysterically.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
"I once tried to bribe Clacton with Β£250,000 because I expected a by-election to be triggered when I was found guilty of breaking Parliamentary rules""
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Rain coming down. π§
Game called off. π«π
Shutters going up. ποΈ
Bar olympics on. π»π
#TheWorldsWorstRugbyClub
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
With the likelihood of a recall by-election imminent, I have taken a lesson from my friend Donald Trump and decided to bribe the people of Clacton with Β£250,000. This seems easier than doing any actual work or holding a single surgery.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
UK crime was four times higher when Oasis first played Knebworth than at last yearβs reunion gigs.
The collapse of crime and safer streets is one of the biggest stories of our time.
But one almost never told - or believed.
My take on todayβs figures: comment.press/lawless
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
The βprivate security teamβ the Reform council hired under the guise of keeping women safe, have assaulted two teen girls by HANDCUFFING them despite having zero lawful right to do so.
So the only notable thing that Operation Vanguard has done is *checks notes* assault girls.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Take a moment to remember what we promised Brexit would deliver: a well-funded NHS, less immigration, more jobs, flourishing businesses with no red tape, easy to get on the housing ladder, boom time for farming, fishing and steel industries... I do hope you're enjoying it.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Reform are making a huge song and dance about ITV breaking electoral law today. Perhaps it might have something to do with this coming out today, confirming that Reform have β¦ wait for it β¦ broken electoral law.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
This is hilarious - this is Farage 2024 and 2026 but it's 2014....
The problem is sat right there.
History is repeating itself.
Hereβs Nigel Farage defending UKIP after several unsuitable candidates passed their vetting process claiming it was done at a levels never seen before.
Typical Farage steps away from responsibility, deflects & plays down the impact.
#politicslive
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Coaches in rugby are a bunch of characters!
I've clipped up some of the more funny and amusing moments...
FULL VIDEO: youtu.be/5ZQLy0bIlGM
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
Remember what Reforms initial response was to what we've all seen today. It wasn't to condemn or disown the party members exposed. It was to attack the journalists exposing it.
Doug the Propπππ retweeted
NEW: Boris Johnson failed to declare to parliament a gift of private jet flights from the same cryptobillionaire, Christopher Harborne who gave Β£5m to Nigel Farage, leaked documents reveal.
New #HarborneReceipts investigation from @thenerve_news
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