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Everyone’s favorite ShitCo CEO. Breaking down IR decks to #minimize #dissynergies and highlight companies that are too #premium for their own good

Texas, USA
Joined March 2020
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Doug Shittles retweeted
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on the criticism of him not paying top dollar for coaches: “I drill wells. I have five wells going right now that cost more than any coach.”
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CRK Mgmt decided to drill shitty legacy haynesville wells this quarter (25mmcfpd IP vs Western Haynesville 33mmcfpd IP) so I couldn’t retweet this again.
Comstock Mgmt: “So you’re drilling Western Haynesville wells.” “Yes, Dave.” “And these wells cost 2.4 times what Haynesville wells cost?” “That’s correct, Dave” “So you’re getting 2.4x the production from these wells?” “Not exactly. Getting the same production. Or worse.”
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Uhhh can we see about renaming this formation @txrrc ? What in the world
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If a tree is planted in the woods, and no corporate ESG mandate was advanced, was it really planted?
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The group chats are unhinged this morning RE: EOG’s earnings
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Comstock Mgmt: “So you’re drilling Western Haynesville wells.” “Yes, Dave.” “And these wells cost 2.4 times what Haynesville wells cost?” “That’s correct, Dave” “So you’re getting 2.4x the production from these wells?” “Not exactly. Getting the same production. Or worse.”
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Private equity when they hear about Permian minerals:
7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:
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Bankers cooking up Coterra Upper Marcellus type curves so they get value from Devon’s A&D team:
texting her: bye gn going to sleep ❤️ me and claude until 3 am:
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Stay safe tonight Everyone - be sure to check your kids Halloween candy to make sure no one stuck any Phoenix operated AFEs in there
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Only OPEC could manage to bring so many members of “Energy Twitter” together!
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Alright how much dumb shit do I have to tweet about the Permian to get invited by OPEC to their data meetings?
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That sound you hear is the rumblings of Comstock adding 2 rigs this year.
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It’s @FauxRight ‘s favorite stock.
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Natural gas “investors”:
Got my tail bone adjusted again today while my gf filmed. I get this done DAILY. Sometimes twice. Really helps with lower back pain. Can’t recommend it enough. 🫡
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Has anyone ever seen She Drills and Art Berman in the same room?
So BRV and SheDrills are the same person?
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Reposting again for @StreetBomber
Folks, please remember her handle is SheDrills, not SheThinks
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