No. You’re just very naughty boys.
“Oasis star says 'hatred' directed at City is misplaced - arguing his team is 'like Jesus'”
news.sky.com/story/mancheste…
Balaclava-clad children filmed stealing fruit from corner shop … whilst bare-faced billionaires trouser the future. thetimes.co.uk/article/71013…
Lord of the Prance.
independent.co.uk/tv/news/tr…
Not to be Trussted.
“‘It’s rather rude’: Tory club accuses Truss of trying to poach its members.” theguardian.com/politics/202…
So what happens with the World Cup next year?
theguardian.com/football/202…
Dean Henderson:
“I went to shake (Guardiola’s) hand. I think he was disappointed with the time-wasting. I said, ‘You got the 10 minutes you wanted. No hard feelings.’”
Seven minutes in Porto too. No wonder they’re knackered at the end of a season.
The Killing Field Riviera - to be built on the bodies of the trapped, bombed and starved?
Aid agencies urge world to act on Israel's blockade
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c87p…
Truth 1 - 0 Metafiction. theguardian.com/books/2025/m…
“Fortunately for Kendall, the announcement was so unimaginably complex that most people will simply fail to understand any of it and move on, which when you're meting out cruelty to struggling people is the best you can hope for.”
@tompeck nails it. thetimes.com/article/c95d785…
Government taking the piss. On the day it slashes benefits this is announced.
“Yoga mats and VR headsets used to measure inflation”
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kg…













