
Formerly @DrinkingDad. Old cars, cool stuff, outlaw country, sometimes clever Tweets (yes, Tweets). Please use Your and You’re correctly. I once got a “like”.
Rhode Island, USA
Joined February 2025
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Raccoons are *this* close to domesticity, and the first thing they’re gonna want are cute hats.
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The realest shit I ever wrote has 2 re-tweets. I don't care, I like leaving it here.
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Every one just be quiet. Captain Picard has died and I don’t want to hear any of your bullshit.
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There was a time when people would bring bongos to your house, where they would play them in return for fondue.
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He died doing what he loved: slowly leaching RoundUp back into the groundwater.
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Poetic justice seems cool until you’re the one facing 10 to 30 verses in dactylic hexameter.
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Have you heard?
Half of all British made cars are still on the road!
The other half actually made it home😃😃
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The future: Greetings, I am your DoorDash-Instacart-UberEats-Amazon Assassin.
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There's two types of people: those wizards who magically glide the scissors through the wrapping paper and then there's the rest of us muggles



















