@DrunkNorm

Not affiliated with anything official. Tweets are for my amusement. Sense may or may not be made now, later, ever? Join the party anyway. *parody*

Charlotte, NC
Joined January 2018
This account covers Niner athletics in much the same way that DARE was useful at drug education and use prevention. So, you know, take that for what it's worth.🤪🤙
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Hold all calls, I will be spending my morning liking film of the look back corgi. Thank you.
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Asked our server @mooandbrewclt if they had a human-sized brown bag for Niner fans. She laughed and said no.😔 The giant ass f'n beers were nice, though!
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I always appreciate the wildflowers in medians
We join North Carolina in remembering former NC First Lady Dottie Martin, who passed away Sept. 28. Her vision helped launch NCDOT's Wildflower Program, leaving a lasting legacy that continues to brighten roadsides across North Carolina.
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Drunk Norm retweeted
Charlotte's performance has been so bad this season that USF is stealing their brand #GoldStandard
The Gold Standard hits the field this Saturday.
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A letter to the Gastonia Ghost Peppers Family 🌶️ ❤️
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49ers are a special teams td away from joining Georgia in the trinity. I hope it happens this weekend. Def not counting on the more traditional method...
Non-offensive touchdowns in college football so far this season!
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The way they went to the builder and said "how low can we make this drop ceiling and still meet code." So petty💅😂
This is what the visiting team locker room looks like at Northwestern’s new $875 million stadium.
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When Canadien whiskey is outlawed, only outlaws will have Canadien whiskey.🍁
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Obviously the solution is to (poorly) try and gaslight the fan base into thinking they're the problem and have your coordinator delve into the bv throwing out unhinged personal attacks. Duh!
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Drunk Norm retweeted
Looks like we’re back to the yearly chastising by High School coaches that actively push all their best talent out of our city and then expect us to take the scraps with no offers.
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Charlotte football sucks, it's still a D1 institution. The lack of winning doesn't make local talent somehow more worthy of a position on the roster. Get real...
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Replying to @Hunter_Bailey45
@Hunter_Bailey45 provides insightful and unique metrics that show just how bad the Charlotte 49ers football program is this season. Subscribe to his substack, so that you too, can face the realities of an 0-12 program. Knowing is half the battle!😬🤙 hunterbailey45.substack.com/…
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I love how someone bookmarked this. Like, what, you gonna chirp at me when they steal one in philly? O, no! It's not that hot of a take. Trust me...😭
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I mean, maybe Brian Smith was the brains behind the operation?
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I too, will continue the booze
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𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒. 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑. 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐓. 💥😤 Late game magic strikes again and we’ve upped our win streak to 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀 Are you not entertained? 🔥
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#NinerNation, @TheFirst49 will be collecting for its 12th annual School Supply Drive this Saturday (9/26) & next Saturday (10/3) in the PORTAL parking lot. This year we’re collecting school supplies, in conjunction with @49erAlumni, on behalf of University Meadows Elementary.
College football is back! Tailgating is back! @TheFirst49’s School Supply Drive is back for its 12th edition! This year we’re collecting school supplies, in conjunction with @49erAlumni, on behalf of University Meadows Elementary School. Details of their needs to follow.
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Did GB go to the Charlotte 49er school of tackling?
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Lexington, Austin, Knoxville, and Columbia are not college towns. Personally, on the fence about Berkeley, Boulder, and Madison.
Top 20 Best College Towns
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J and it's not even close!
You have to stay in one box for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?
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