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The Necropolis
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next time you see 3 cops together, just ask them "which one of you beats your wife? cause statistically, its one of ya". They will beat the shit out of you, but you'll win in court.
Can’t eat blue cheese cause when I was 9 I stayed at my cousins place and there were ants in the cheerios. I started squashing them on the table. Uncle comes by and goes “In this house, if you kill an animal, you eat it”.
Made us eat them all. taste exactly like blue cheese
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ball knowledge is that smoke and dust is extremely realistic
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The Ukraine War will be studied for decades on how almost a century of warfare evolution, devolved to note for note WW1 tactics, and they worked.
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i’m crying actual fucking tears man this is the funniest the tl has been since the kirkening
In less than 60 days we had #Kirkiversary #KlienEleven and #BlueTsunami and you still think abstaining from Twitter is the best way to own Elon? This is a golden era of posting
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
