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Ewan Carmichael

@Dyynam0

My teacher told me I'd never get anywhere in life by looking out of the window, so I became a train driver and got paid for looking out of the window.

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Joined July 2011
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Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) profile picture
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasanOct 27
One of the men who won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry last year was a Palestinian-American, Omar Yaghi. Racist POS.
Bulwark Clips (@BulwarkClips) profile pictureBulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsOct 26
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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Jenny Jones
@GreenJennyJonesSep 5
This is shameful avoidance of political manipulation.
Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii) profile pictureSupertanskiii
@supertanskiiiSep 4
Ten newspaper covers. Not one front page leading story or headline about the Reform scandal. It broke long before they went to print. Nobody touched it. If it was the leader of any other political party they’d have been all over it. But yeah, “the press is out to get Farage”.
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Barbara (@BarbaraSutton15) profile picture
Barbara@BarbaraSutton15Aug 27
Palestine Action Group Members now labelled as terrorists in The US-well done Yvette Cooper you’ve done a sterling job-labelled peaceful protestors as terrorists-Shame on you
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'The Russians are coming' or is it the Chinese, or maybe Iran or some tiny Island in the pacific. Whoever it is supposed to be this time you can bet the disabled and the poorest of this country are going to get totally hammered because 'difficult decisions' and all that.
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Replying to @CountBinface
Found the video earlier
Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog (@TheMeldrew) profile pictureYorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog@TheMeldrewAug 9
Don't know if this is real but definitely sends a message to Clacton
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Don't know if this is real but definitely sends a message to Clacton
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speaker@upnorthowenAug 8
Replying to @simonmaginn
nitter.cf/i/status/1877735676210…
Double Down News (@DoubleDownNews) profile pictureDouble Down News
@DoubleDownNews10 Jan 2025
Legend David Graeber Exposes the lie that Hitler was a Socialist
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John Cleese’s common sense is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s bereft of life, it rests in peace. ☹️
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Roger Gall (@Shambles151) profile picture
Roger Gall@Shambles151Jul 21
Andy Burnham has still not lifted Yvette Cooper's proscription - which sees thousands of good people being arrested as terrorists - just for holding placards. Please RT this until - he does. Thank you.
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Caitlin Johnstone
@caitozJul 21
I think this might be the single craziest "antisemitism" tantrum I've yet seen. These people are bat shit insane.
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Caitlin Johnstone
@caitozJul 21
Oh fuck you. FUCK you. You don't get to do this now. You don't get to turn around and go "Oopsie poopsie, we made a mistake!" This was YOUR genocide, motherfuckers. YOURS. You chose it. You own it. Forever. The stench of the rotting corpses in Gaza will follow you for all time.
The New Yorker (@NewYorker) profile pictureThe New Yorker
@NewYorkerJul 20
Top officials from the Biden Administration now express regret over their failure to rein in Netanyahu. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
How Biden Enabled Israel’s Aggression Toward Gaza—and Iran

How Biden Enabled Israel’s Aggression Toward Gaza—and Iran

Top officials from the previous Administration now express regret over their failure to rein in Netanyahu.

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"It does feel like spoiling tactics." Give that man a medal for observation. 🙄
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Is there a football match on today?
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Commentator says that foul that should have been a yella has given Argentina a green light to do what they want. They've had a green light all tournament.
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– at Redcar, England
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I guess that being a war hero means you're okay to be a paedophile then. I served in the forces too. I wonder what I can get away with. 🤔
Laura Pidcock (@LauraPidcock) profile pictureLaura Pidcock
@LauraPidcockJul 8
What was the point of this interjection @KayBurley?
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Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) profile picture
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanskiJul 5
Great to talk about the early evidence on Andy Burnham on BBC breakfast just now. Won't nationalise water companies. Sticking to Rachel Reeves disastrous fiscal rules. Refuses to recognise genocide. King of the North? Different latitude. Same politics. Join.greenparty.org.uk
What impact will Andy Burnham have on Zack Polanski and the Greens?

ALT What impact will Andy Burnham have on Zack Polanski and the Greens?

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Jacqueline Herriott (@JaxHerriott) profile picture
Jacqueline Herriott@JaxHerriottJul 5
Replying to @zarahsultana @RaibeartAlba
Oh Starmer do go forth and multiply you absolute cheap, vile, lying piece of garbage ! We all loathe you and you will not be missed , not for a second … GO and don’t look back
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Hamish Falconer MP (@HFalconerMP) profile picture
Hamish Falconer MP
@HFalconerMPJul 5
I am aware of the concerning reports about the treatment of Dr Hussam Abu Safiya who is still in Israeli detention. We have raised his case again today with the Israeli authorities. Britain’s commitment to the rule of law and a fair trial is resolute.
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Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthJul 5
Starmer was the front man for a project that ruthlessly purged its opponents, hollowed out the membership, stitched up selections, lapped up freebies & gave a top govt job to a billionaire paedophiles best pal Thats what Blunkett means by dealing with the toxicity in Labour.
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