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accidental orchestra guitarist long long time $LINK some tweets may be financial advice and some not and I've forgotten which are which

Joined July 2023
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ETHCCParis retweeted
A lot of people think they’re in crypto for the tech, but really from what I can tell crypto is more like a religion for the lonely and terminally online
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Who broke the number go up machine
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People with 3 ETH in a bear market
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ETHCCParis retweeted
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Replying to @lex_node
If that were to happen, any ICO could be structured to circumvent securities laws simply by avoiding stuff like contracts and post-sale obligations. For practical purposes, that would transform securities laws into a voluntary regime since anyone could do an ICO that way.
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The modern crime family.
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ETHCCParis retweeted
I wouldn’t have done that
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Uniswap CEO waking up tomorrow to find out one of his engineers was willing to ruin their reputation over a 14 ETH rug pull.
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ETHCCParis retweeted
Airport bans OnlyFans model over ‘inappropriate’ Cyberpunk Edgerunners cosplay
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ETHCCParis retweeted
Lizzo forced dancers to ‘eat bananas’ from sex workers’ vaginas during Amsterdam trip: bombshell lawsuit trib.al/Rlc7SC6
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ETHCCParis retweeted
one of the most cyberpunk photos i have ever seen
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The bottom line is this: The typical Coinbase customer is betting that whatever crypto they buy will increase in value. Yet Coinbase says the transaction is the same as when I buy my daughter an American Girl doll. That level of grift, hubris and hypocrisy is truly beyond words.
pretty remarkable to see Coinbase making the argument that crypto is not like stocks, it's like baseball cards, American Girl dolls, or Beanie Babies it's the future of finance! except when the SEC comes knocking, then it's just a harmless little toy, your honor
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seems absolutely, definitively legit
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pretty remarkable to see Coinbase making the argument that crypto is not like stocks, it's like baseball cards, American Girl dolls, or Beanie Babies it's the future of finance! except when the SEC comes knocking, then it's just a harmless little toy, your honor
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Replying to @depression2019
$BEN make it all back on one trade
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Here's what I think is the world's oldest living bond, a Dutch perpetual from 1648 that financed a series of dikes on the river Lek. It still pays interest! I think it's a vivid illustration of how bonds have helped shape the world in ways most people don't appreciate.
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Dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer or use a protocol with price oracles?
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