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I've always wanted to RATIO the most useless president in Nigeria.
LET’S SHUN VIOLENCE: OUR CAMPAIGNS MUST BE ABOUT ISSUES THAT PROMOTE THE WELFARE OF OUR PEOPLE
I have followed recent reports of violence accompanying political events in different parts of the country.
Every form of violence stands condemned. Violence should never have a place in our political campaigns as we move toward the 2027 general elections.
Our campaigns should be about issues, a contestation of ideas that promote the welfare of our people and the progress of our country.
As the leader of this country, I commit myself to a peaceful, free, and fair election, and I urge political leaders and supporters across party lines to conduct themselves responsibly.
I have said that being in different political parties or pursuing different ambitions does not make us enemies.
As Nigerians, we are members of the same household living in different rooms. Therefore, our politics must elevate human conditions and focus on national progress and development.
I want to reiterate my previous directive to the security agencies: be strict and firm against anyone who seeks to test our resolve and will to preserve public order.
Our administration is committed to an orderly and peaceful election, and all political parties and candidates should be protected and free to campaign anywhere in the country without molestation or fear for their safety.
We shall not tolerate any irresponsible conduct by politicians and their supporters.
Security agencies are therefore authorised to confront thuggery and other anti-social and anti-democratic activities with full force.
Bola Ahmed Tinubu
President and Commander-in-Chief, Federal Republic of Nigeria
November 13, 2026
This story of Indians is the current reality of Nigeria
An Indian who had been living in Japan for more years noticed something strange: his Japanese friends were polite and helpful, yet none of them ever invited him to their home, not even for a cup of tea. Confused and hurt, he finally asked one Japanese friend why this was so.
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Officially Single 🩷
Nothing concern me with this girl again, make she go meet Seyi Tinubu Pikin to become his girlfriend.
I no even pick her calls since yesterday.
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INEC Chairman: Professor Joash O. Amupitan
Children:
1• Victor Amupitan 29 Yrs
2• Favour Amupitan 27 yrs
3• Marvellous Amupitan 25 yrs
4• Beloved Amupitan 23 yrs
Hometown is Ayetoro Gbede (also spelled Aiyetoro Gbede), a major community in Ijumu LGA of Kogi State, Nigeria.
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Burna boy
Davido
Wizkid
Ayra star
Rema
Asake
Tems
Biggest retards to ever come out of Nigeria … stand for nothing except their greedy selves …. I mean Apc isn’t affecting them so why will they speak up. If you say anything bad about them their fans will come out and say “but they give back to the community and widows “ … Chineke kpo unu nile oku .
Anybody quiet or supporting Apc won’t die a good death… I and millions of others don light candle for una head… tuehhh
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Peter Obi is qualified to be president, I'm willing to work with any Nigerian except Tinubu — Seyi Makinde
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If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl.
I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here.
The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars.
The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock.
You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself.
If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election.
All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time.
The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face.
But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway.
Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.
Someone touched my shoulder and told me to quit gooning. When I turned around, there was nobody there.
i was in the gym with my guys. horny as fuck. Ass everywhere. suppress desires by tuff king playing.
then i felt a hand on my shoulder. like someone who knew me. and a voice said "quit gooning."
i turned immediately. nobody.
my guys were still laughing and talking about gooning like nothing happened. but i knew what i heard.
i didn't say anything. what was i going to say? "guys God just touched me?" while we were horny? lmao
i didn't goon that night. that was 3 months ago, and i haven't gooned since.
The first week was hell tho. i couldn't eat. food just didn't make sense anymore. i couldn't sleep either. i didn't realize how much my body depended on weed to function.
People think quitting is just "stop buying." no. your body fights you. your mind starts negotiating. "just one won't hurt." "maybe only weekends."
I’d been gooning every day for almost 10 years, so i knew it wouldn't be easy. it took about 3 weeks before i could eat a full meal and sleep through the night again.
i'd tried to quit before. never lasted. but this time felt different, like the desire just left. and the song playing that night was literally called suppress desires. you can't make this up.
I always thought gooning gave me inspiration, that every brilliant idea came when i was gooning. that's what gooning makes you believe. it's a lie.
3 months clean now. my head has never been this clear. my work rate has gone up dramatically, and i'm eating cleaner because no more munchies.
Was it God or was it the gooning? was it my own mind? i honestly don't know. but something touched me that night, and i haven't been the same since.
If you're going through it right now, the no appetite, no sleep, all of it, it ends. hold on. and if you're waiting for a sign, maybe this is it.
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Nigerians are behaving like they know it all, 112 is ONLY active in an emergency situation and that was no emergency.
The fact that it failed on National TV does not mean that it will fail you , it may not connect in the first few days.
Misogyny Una
I hate everybody
Man o
Woman o
Transgenders state get luck sey I no get any powers
I for don delete them from earth
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Do you know one painful part of being a Nigerian man on social media?
It is the realisation that our whores are pirated versions, and that the majority of us will somehow never experience the original whores, whose involvement in that line of duty is the fulfilment of destiny, not an exercise in escaping hunger.
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"Good morning, Nigerians. My name is Joseph. I am making this video to react to the recent post King Mitchy made about me. I am a staff member of Watercress.
On November 2, King Mitchy came to the bar where I worked and ordered a cocktail. She later said she wanted to go upstairs to check out our rooms. When she came down to the restaurant to have a drink, she asked for her bill, and I told her that my POS machine was temporarily down and asked her to give me a minute to switch it on.
Her next statement was, "Give me your account number." I know King Mitchy very well because I follow her on Instagram, and I know she is a philanthropist. So, when she asked for my account number, I did not think much about it.
I called out my personal account number, and as she entered it into her phone, she immediately asked why I was giving her my personal account number. I then apologised and explained that I had misunderstood her. I told her to give me a minute to switch on my POS machine so I could provide the company's account number.
I thought she meant my personal account number when she asked for it. That day, we had a dinner function, and we had not noticed that our POS machine was down. When I discovered the problem, I went to check the machine, which was already charging.
I did not know she was secretly recording me. I kept explaining that giving her my personal account number was a misunderstanding and apologised for the mistake. However, I believe she did not include my explanation in the video she posted online.
The first and second videos she made were recorded without my knowledge. Even while she was recording, I continued apologising and explaining why I had given her my account number.
After recording, she left the restaurant and went outside. I thought she had understood my explanation. However, a few minutes later, she returned with the hotel's Chief Security Officer, who asked me what had happened. I explained everything to him.
At that point, I still did not know she was recording another video. The Chief Security Officer told her that since she had reported the matter to him, they would investigate it and handle it accordingly. She then left.
Immediately afterwards, the Chief Security Officer realised he did not have evidence of the account details I had given her. We rushed to the car park because she was already leaving. She had also left without paying for her drink.
When we got to the car park, she was already inside her car and about to drive off. The Chief Security Officer stopped her and requested the account details as evidence.
As King Mitchy tried to provide the details, she started recording another video. That was the only recording I knew she was making. The first two videos had been recorded without my knowledge.
The security officer beside the Chief Security Officer then asked her not to record because she had already handed the matter over to the Chief Security Officer.
I also pleaded with her, saying, "Ma, please, this is not necessary. Please don't be angry. I am pleading with you. I only made a mistake."
The Chief Security Officer collected the details, and they left.
I believe the videos she posted online were edited to show only what she wanted Nigerians to see. She removed the parts where I explained myself and apologised, giving people a different impression of what happened.
After the incident, I spent three days in police custody while the management investigated the matter. When the management came, I explained everything.
I sincerely appreciate the management of Watercress because, after investigating the incident and reviewing my background and recent performance, they gave me another opportunity. They discovered that the story presented in the videos did not reflect my account of what happened.
I appreciate them for giving me another chance to prove that the information shared about me was not the full story.
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Circa 2006, a Muslim man brings the body of his daughter in a wheelbarrow to the gates of the larger FOB that supplies our outpost.
He tells the gate guards that US forces killed her accidentally when we dropped bombs on the wrong location. It happens, but not often.
Long story short, the US Military does a full investigation because we actually take this shit seriously. Our JTAC and the pilot involved are both required to cease operations and go to Kandahar (KAF) for an interview with authorities.
It takes about five or six weeks before he returns and our Commander gets the report...
The investigation found that the girl's body was burned and mutilated post mortem, that she had died from blunt force trauma to the head.
Furthermore, she was not his daughter. She was his wife. I guess there was probably about a 30yr age difference. She must've been no more than 12yrs old, from what I was told.
Finally, his homestead is near the site we dropped the ordinance on, but it was not within a dangerous proximity of the impact site. The ordinance was dropped off-target, for sure. But still hundreds of meters away from his home.
Turns out the authorities immediately involved in the whole thing could tell this was bullshit from the beginning because the girl was clearly beaten, she smelled like a wood fire and not a chemical one which would be expected with phosphorus, the bomb wasn't incendiary in any way, and the off-target drop had already been reported and inspected using GPS and they knew it hadn't destroyed his home as he'd claimed.
Still, the Commander at that base authorized thousands of dollars worth of local currency to be given to the man before he left without the body of the girl he claimed was his daughter. He literally dumped it off the road in front of the gate, which is how our guys got ahold of it and got the surgeon's opinion on her wounds.
That same guy was later captured during a raid in another location. He was working with the Taliban, and we only made the connection because he began shouting about how we killed his daughter.
Muslims cannot be trusted.
