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The bags under my eyes are thrifted ๐ŸŒน https://nitter.cf/t.co/kMr2TzNt1U

Kenya
Joined June 2011
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Kwa hayo machache pass by my page and get yourself something nice โœจ๏ธโœจ๏ธ instagram.com/lylah_collectiโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ“ฒ 0784493645
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Bro weka number 22k is only 200 people na 100 bob only. My followers. Please come through bro should be able to concentrate at work. Let's get his daughter the treatment. If you see this please repost.
Whenever I am outside hustling! And I get a call from home. It's always two things in my head. "Your daughter is having seizures" or "landlord amefunga nyumba" ๐Ÿ’” Today, it has been my kid collapsing 4 times. And usiku it's always worse. Still outside hustling. Natafuta za dawa.
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Uji Baridi ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Kenya is set to spend up to Sh1 billion to host Bayern Munich and Ajax for a friendly match on January 5, 2027, to officially open Raila Odinga Stadium.
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OPERATION GHOSTBUSTERS ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Kenyan nationals usedย stolen American identities to commit fraud byย funneling federal student aid for their own personal gain and co-conspirators overseas. Fraudsters like these are being crushed under @WHFraudTF and @TheJusticeDept leadership.
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: The Trump DOJ uncovered a MULTIMILLION dollar student loan fraud scheme perpetrated in part by KENYANS in America These Kenyans were STEALING American identities, applying for student loans, then sending that money back to KENYA SEND THEM ALL BACK. We DO NOT need these people here. Multiple Kenyans have now been indicted by federal grand juries on SEVERAL federal charges, including theft of government money and aggravated identity theft. American victims โ€” some of which never went to college โ€” were victims of this scheme, had their identities stolen, and their credit absolutely WRECKED. These third worlders are absolute scumbags.
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๐Ÿšจ @AAGMcDonald announces indictments in a NATIONWIDE โ€˜Ghost Studentโ€™ fraud scam linked to Kenyan network โฌ‡๏ธ
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All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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Bayern will receive โ‚ฌ5m for the trip to Nairobi, Kenya to play a friendly against Ajax on January 5th. Vincent Kompany approved the trip, which was then handled by Marketing and sales director Rouven Kasper. 'For that kind of money, you have to do it', it was said at Sรคbener StraรŸe [@mano_bonke]
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Not really feeling this birthday but wacha nijitreat because it's been a rough couple of months
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Uji Baridi ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
My daughterโ€™s epilepsy has been the nightmare. That I even forget about my own situation. I wish I could. However the funds to acquire drugs and do the MRI. I just need help. 0790726424. Any amount.
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May we never forget ladies pls check โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Another physical interview. Seems like I might need to start putting away my hoochie mama clothes juu ni kama recruiters wamerudia hii maneno
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Uji Baridi ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Mko hapo mnafurahia Bayern inakuja Kenya na huku parliament wanataka kutoa government funding ya students.. mahn fuck this government
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44 Nigerian names. 44!!!!!!!!! Something doesn't add up...
The IEBC has shortlisted 9 candidates from 304 applicants for the position of Commission Secretary/CEO. Interviews scheduled for November 12โ€“13, 2026
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โ€œTunaenda lakini we will chant wantamโ€ spineless clowns
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NEWS JUST IN: Deaths Reported as Car Crashes, Burst Into Flames Outside Talanta Stadiumโ€‹โ€‹ read.kenyans.co.ke/0twzh
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Hi @vivoenergykenya @Shell why would you attendants at Shell WestView allow this recklessness on their site? Do they NOT understand how things can go LEFT in seconds? What motivates them to endanger the Westlandโ€™s community?
Money should not trace immature/stupid brats
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Uji Baridi ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Kenya ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช If you want corruption & crimes by the government be heard more internationally engage with the comment below. Itโ€™s under the @FCBayernEN & @FCBayern posts. I love Kenyans & ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช & believe the Kenyan people are being oppressed by a cartel disguised as government. This is my assessment after 2y of experiencing $300+ con of shares & cash, & utter corruption & dysfunction of government agencies. Now they are trying to use sports as cover to wash their hands clean. Also engage with @GermanyinKenya Wishing Kenyans a peaceful, just & prosperous country asap! @AFCAjax post has comments as well. nitter.cf/hnnsbnd/status/2115634โ€ฆ And under @FCBayernEN nitter.cf/hnnsbnd/status/2115633โ€ฆ
Replying to @FCBayern
Hi @FCBayernEN Die Hรคnde so rot wie die Trikots? As a German businessman & investor Iโ€™m disgusted. You are giving a cartel cover for their crimes. I got conned for $300k+ shares & cash in Kenya & saw nothing but corruption & crimes from government. They oppress, abduct & kill their citizens, nobody is allowed to speak up. I escaped an in-person abduction attempt myself, been since a vocal critic of the very people who use you give a platform. Itโ€™s not โ€œoh we help poor African peopleโ€ - the Kenyan government steals & kills. Literally government officers are hired to kill. See this @BBCAfrica @BBCWorld documentary. We careful sitting down with them. Very good con men. But their actions paint a cruel picture of who they really are. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002c44โ€ฆ
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Uji Baridi ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Y'all think Bayern and Ajax just decided to launch Talanta stadium on their own? Kenyan govt is going to pay to host them, using Kenyan tax payer money. From air ticket, hotel rooms, local transfers, food etc. All this at the expense of Kenyan tax payers. Shameful govt.
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Uji Baridi ๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Blood donation appeal! Blood group B+ Details on poster below. Pls RT widely โค๏ธ
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