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Jayne Gamble

@Evilthumper

Hilarious, geeky, cynic. That is all.

 Teesside
Joined October 2011
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God
@TheTweetOfGodMay 16
#Eurovision2026 is making Me feel like I should only have created six continents.
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Count Binface
@CountBinfaceMay 16
Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
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“We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas, and we save two hundred pounds a year but then a few weeks later, god I’ll never forget it now, we got a new boiler…” RIP Ben Keaton
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“God, it’s like NASA. How do you keep track of it all?”
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miss white (@cinecitta2030) profile picturemiss white
@cinecitta2030Feb 9
Wake up babe there’s a Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno house music
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Count Binface
@CountBinfaceJan 26
The Conservative Party has defected to Reform.
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Larry the Cat
@Number10catJan 26
Reform are a reverse Trigger's broom: pretending it's new while in reality it's entirely made up of failed parts that should have been discarded.
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Venezuela has oil. Greenland has rare Earth minerals. Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.
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Chris@cetchingham_28 Jun 2025
Whilst working as an editor for the BBC I decided to broadcast Bob Vylan as I thought he’d be a safer bet than Kneecap
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“I invite them round and they don’t even let me tell them my side of the story!”
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Trump running America is the political equivalent of letting Dougal do a funeral.
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BREAKING: Biden passes the test. He will diminish, and go into the West, and remain a single-term President
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You wouldn't get a result like this under a Tory government. #NEDENG
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Even I’m not a convicted felon.
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
@Keir_Starmer How do you feel about cats?
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TORIES GETTING HUFFY 👜 Tory Local Mayor @benhouchen has blocked me for pointing out his disastrous contracts on Teesside... Let's get #BinBen trending for May 2nd 😉 RT #BinBen
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You find the man responsible and he turns out to be a Mexican Cat!! 😼 #RivieraKid #RedDwarf
Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) profile pictureOut of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumans26 Mar 2024
These two bullets collided which had a chance of one in one billion. Name something more unlikely to happen👇
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
These bullets did collide but not mid-air as is sometimes suggested. One of them was never even fired, it has no "rifling" marks. It was stationary, in a clip, bandolier or just in an ammo crate, when it was struck. Not extremely rare, the odds are made up. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202… thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/05/0… thefunnybeaver.com/did-these-two-… greatwarforum.org/topic/229997-p…
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“Looks after himself, drinks only very, very fine wine. Can climb two flights of stairs unassisted, needs only one nun to help him get out of a chair. You haven’t a chance.”
BBC Midlands (@bbcmtd) profile pictureBBC Midlands
@bbcmtd23 Feb 2024
A Walsall pensioner celebrated his 90th birthday by playing a game of walking football. Mike Fisher still plays three times a week – as well as a weekly game of indoor cricket. He celebrated his birthday with his team mates at Sneyd Community Association in Bloxwich.
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Honestly, this was my outfit first! 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄😂 #letthechallengebegin #TraitorsUK #GOT
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"YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?!?!?!”
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@DailyMirror13 Dec 2023
Hearse bursts into flames on way to funeral - but coffin pulled out just in time mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/he…
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