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Markaad hebel duqayso, reer hebel baa damqanaya. AHN Abwaan Gaariye.

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Joined December 2021
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Waxaan halkani Hambalyo gaar ah ugadiraya Geesiyaasha Qaranka Soomaaliyeed @SNAForce Alle idamkii wuxu noqon doonna sanad Guul iyo khayrkii wata. Guuleysta Xoogga 🇸🇴💪 Sanad wacan
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The citizens of Burkina Faso sleep outside the presidential palace in order to protect their president. No one will even spit on HSM if he was on fire…I know I wouldn’t. @HassanSMohamud You’re by far the most hated and unpopular ‘president’ Somalia has ever had.
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Nin geel dhaqday un ba og!
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Journalist: How desperate is HSM? Musharax Burka: he’ll meet me. Journalist: 🙀
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If this is “Somali” then am North Korean. Nobody from Somalia possesses this “double barrel gun”
ICE Denver arrested Abdi Jibril, 25, a criminal alien from Somalia May 20. He has convictions for robbery, menacing, assault & criminal impersonation. He will remain in ICE custody pending an immigration hearing.
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This is like when HSM tamed Umut the fat Turk.
Russian pensioner gets a hippopotamus at home The grandmother brought a huge beast into her apartment and even rides it to the store. The baby's name is Bulka. He feels good in a small apartment and calmly nibbles the grass in the yard
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This is like when HSM tamed Umut the fat Turk.
Russian pensioner gets a hippopotamus at home The grandmother brought a huge beast into her apartment and even rides it to the store. The baby's name is Bulka. He feels good in a small apartment and calmly nibbles the grass in the yard
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Shut up Hippopotamus.
Cut the sexist nonsense this has nothing to do with being a man or a woman. And if we’re talking about being Somali, let me say it again: I’m a thousand times more Somali than you’ll ever be. Being Somali isn’t about carrying a passport it’s about carrying the soul of a people. And truth be told, even with a passport, the only thing you resemble is an American, not a Somali. If you love Somalia that much, stop firing off empty tweets from the comfort of America. Come here. Be present. Somalia is being rebuilt, and every single person willing to contribute matters. Somalis don’t need keyboard warriors we need real ones on the ground. And by the way, people like you Americans who only watch Somalia from a distance might not get it, but Turks and Somalis know very well: what binds our two nations is nothing but true friendship and brotherhood. Our blood is one, and so is our soul.
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Am not reading all that your Fatness.
This statement is honestly hilarious people around the world would laugh at it. In Türkiye, for example, not only are citizens required to register, there’s actually a fine for not voting! Yes, you read that right. According to Turkish election law (Law No. 298), voting is mandatory, and citizens who fail to vote without a valid excuse are fined. In the 2023 elections, the penalty for not voting was around 300 Turkish Liras (about $15 at the time). The amount is determined by the Supreme Electoral Council and collected by the state treasury. So, complaining about being “forced to register” as if it’s an abuse of rights is not only absurd it’s comedy gold on a global scale.
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🔴BREAKING NEWS: WAR-SAXAAFADEED Kulan muhiim ah oo wada tashi ah ayaa maanta ka dhacay xaafadda Eastleigh ee magaalada Nairobi, kaasoo ay isugu yimaadeen qeybaha kala duwan ee bulshada Soomaaliyeed oo isugu jira madax dhaqameed, dhalinyaro, aqoonyahanno, culumaa’udiin, iyo qurba joogta. Madashan ayaa la isugu yeeray si loo qiimeeyo caqabadaha waaweyn ee Soomaaliya ka jira iyo sidii loo heli lahaa jawaab-wadareed ku saleysan midnimada iyo aayo ka talinta qaranka. Gabagabadii wada-hadalladan, ka-qaybgalayaashu waxay si rasmi ah ugu dhawaaqeen in la billaabay “Kacdoon Midnimo” – oo ah dhaqdhaqaaq ay ku dhisan yihiin dadweynuhu, ujeeddadiisuna tahay sidii Soomaaliya looga samatabixin lahaa kala qaybsanaanta, musuqmaasuqa iyo faragelinta shisheeye. Dhaqdhaqaaqa ayaa doonaya in uu abaabulo dhamaan dadka Soomaaliyeed ee ku kala nool dhamaan gobolada iyo qeybaha kala duwan ee bulshada si ay uga wada hadlaan madal ay wadaagaan, cadaalad iyo karaamo qaran. Kacdoon Midnimo oo ay hormuud ka tahay isbahaysi kala duwan oo ay ku mideysan yihiin xildhibaanno hore, culumaa’udiin, dhallinyaro firfircoon, abaabulayaal haween iyo ganacsato, Kacdoon Midnimo waxaa loo arkaa baraarujin heer qaran ah oo ku dhisan mabaadi’da is-ixtiraamka, iskaashiga iyo midnimada oo ka baxsan kala qeybsanaanta qabiilka. #KacdoonMidnimo #SoomaaliyeeyIsxoreeya
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Xabaalo qote iyo Hurdaaye waxay keeneen “wasiir Mayd-bogaadiyey”. Maalinba maalinta kadambeysa wax kaa yaabiya waayi maysid.
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Xabaalo qote iyo Hurdaaye waxay keeneen “wasiir Mayd-bogaadiyey”. Maalinba maalinta kadambeysa wax kaa yaabiya waayi maysid.
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Xasbunallah wanicmal wakiil. @MahamuudMoallim @HassanSMohamud i knew you were shameless but this is unforgivable.
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So the new HSM party is broke? And Badbaado Mooryaan is regrouping near Villa Somalia. Childish script.
⚡️UPDATE: A commotion erupted in Saturday’s session of #Somalia’s House of the People as MPs sparred over a proposal to cut $500 from their monthly salaries to support frontline troops. Opposition lawmakers decried the move as “poorly timed and politically motivated,” while pro-government legislators hailed it as “a show of national solidarity.”
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#Op_ed: #Somalia’s Path to Peace: Why three-state solution offers most realistic future For decades, the international community has held on to the idea of a unified Somalia. But Adam Daud Ahmed, the author of this op-ed, argues that “this vision no longer reflects the reality on the ground.” He writes, “Somalia today functions as three distinct regions: #Somaliland, Puntland, and South/Central Somalia—each with its governance, security, and political path.” The author notes that Somaliland has maintained a stable and democratic system since 1991 while “meeting international statehood criteria”—yet it remains unrecognized. He adds that “Puntland is widely considered an autonomous territory of Somalia” and has played a key role in regional security. By contrast, Ahmed states that “South/Central Somalia remains mired in conflict and fragile governance.” The writer contends it is time to “move past the ideal of unity.” He argues that “A better, peaceful path would be to recognize Somaliland as an independent republic… Puntland as an autonomous state… and South/Central Somalia as a UN-supervised trusteeship, allowing time for peacebuilding and political reform.” To support his argument, the author references “successful” state separations such as those of Eritrea and South Sudan. addisstandard.com/?p=50278
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Dozens of fake Somali accounts, operated by a UAE-linked bot farm, are quietly infiltrating Somali social media, manipulating minds and steering public opinion without anyone noticing. Here’s how the deception works: Thread 🧵
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Magaca faarax lugo Baasto maanta ugu dambaysa 😂😂
Waa reer magaal 90kiilo ah waxaa dhulka la dhacay geeljire 47 kiilo ah 😀😀😀
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BOMBSHELL LEAKED DOCUMENT: I've obtained the full 12-page "TOP SECRET" military agreement between Somalia and UAE that explains EXACTLY how they're running drone operations through Bosaso!🧵🧵🧵
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Meel uu maraykankii ka cararay ayu Xasan Xoolo afka la galay. Caqligu Hadu kaa fadhiisto, wax lagu kiciyo male. @HassanSMohamud
Distance of the USS Truman from Yemen: April 25th => 870 km April 28th => 970 km May 3rd => 1,150 km Notice anything ?
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You’re drunk again senator.
By rejecting Taiwanese travel documents, Somalia’s government bows to China’s unreasonable demands and claims sovereignty over Somaliland. But territory more firmly in its control remains a hub for arms traffickers and militants. The contradiction is clear. nytimes.com/2025/04/30/world…
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