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Filthy Armenian Adventures podcast ~ “My favorite rug merchant” - Malcolm X

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Joined May 2017
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Football remains the greatest show on TV, but how long can it last? On the art, meaning, and potential doom of the great American organized religion (w/ audibles from Chuck Klosterman's new book and Camille Paglia's essay "Gridiron Feminism"). FAA 154 - The Back Wall final chapter w/ @Rarecandypod1 (lnk below)
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The more you get to know gay Muslims (which is like being gay twice) the less you can blame buildings in the Middle East for ejecting them
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Normies are right to piss away their money on concerts. Catch your favorites while you can. I don’t regret a single show I attended when I was alive
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Not even the one where Aretha sang Happy Birthday to Travis Smiley at the Greek on a night when she had no voice because it was “cold”
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The decline of trick-or-treating says it all. I guess kids these days eat a small seed oil-free snack under the protective gaze of their funko-mom instead of going outside with other kids where they might get touched on by a roving drag queen story hour.
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Midwit libtard chungus masquerading as sophisticated libtard meta-chungus, à la OBAA. If you can sit through this boring crap and find the time to fashion excuses for it from the contrarian mortar of right wing twitter beef you can certainly visit your dying uncle before it’s too late. Kudos to the Asian girls in front of me who hated it
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John Kobylt is such a legend. LA doesn't deserve him. My tweets sound so much better when he's reading them LOLOL
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One important takeaway from watching You Can See Everything in theaters is that ~50% of hipsteroids think Kirk’s murder was extremely funny
There is a future where we look back on Charlie Kirk's murder as an catastrophic defeat for the left, but at present, on 28 October 2026, it remains the opposite: a catastrophic defeat for the right.
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Appreciate the extra crispy wings but unfortunately the “Staff of Rustic” deserve to be sex-trafficked to Bulgaria for the way they treat anyone who acts mildly butch in their presence so I’m siding with the landlord on this one. Ye Rustic OUT
YE RUSTIC INN MAY SOON BE DUNZO In a shocking announcement on the Los Feliz bar's IG an hour ago, the staff have posted a distressing message: the beloved bar's lease is expiring and things don't look good. They are asking for everyone's help: To our Los Feliz community and lovers of Ye Rustic Inn, we need you ! 💙 Our outdoor space is scheduled to be removed on Monday and our lease is also looking at an uncertain future. We need our community’s support. While Rustic may just be a bar to some… to others it is a place to gather, their job, and where some of their best memories are held. It’s a Los Angeles institution and the neighborhood wouldn’t be the same without it. So we are asking our community to please join us tomorrow at 6:30 for a circle of hope and unity to act as a peaceful demonstration to show how beloved this establishment is to its patrons and staff. Small businesses deserve to thrive here in LA 💙 Please share and feel free or leave your favorite Rustic memory in the comments. XOXO The Staff of Rustic
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average couple at any one of the innumerable Epic NYC Lookalike Events
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Bret Easton Ellis on The Perfume Nationalist: A Cultural History Through Perfume, Media & Resistance by Jack Mason
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What if the Nigerian Punjabi Persian Chicano lives in your guest house, and is Catholic?
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Is there a peptide for being retarded
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Everything happening in Brazil is Glenn Greenwald's fault btw
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How nice of Glennda Orgasm to let Camille out of her basement
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2010s ass collage trash
Nixon surrealism, enjoy your weekend 🇺🇸
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Bob Chesney is 7-0.
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Caffeine is psychoactive at doses below 20 mg. For many people, 10 mg or less. That is a couple sips of coffee. Switching from coffee to tea or decaf is not quitting caffeine. Roland Griffiths of Johns Hopkins — one of the leading caffeine researchers in the world — found that caffeine is behaviorally active at doses far lower than anyone previously knew. His exact words: “One of the interesting things that we showed in the course of that research is that caffeine is behaviorally active at doses far lower than anyone ever knew previously. Many people can detect the effects of caffeine at doses of less than 20 milligrams, and many 10 or less milligrams. So a couple of sips of coffee can produce reliable, detectable, subjective effects. And these are really rigorous blinded studies.” This is why the common alternatives don’t get you to zero. Black tea and green tea contain caffeine. So does decaf. Stephen Cherniske — biochemist, author of Caffeine Blues — writes that a 12-ounce cup of decaf can still contain at least 10 mg, and sometimes more. This is not theoretical. A friend told me he had quit coffee and didn’t notice much difference. I asked what he was drinking instead. “Tea.” “What kind?” “Black tea. Green tea.” I was like: “Bro, you don’t even know what a caffeine-free state feels like.” If you want to know what your real state of consciousness feels like without caffeine, you have to go to zero. For me, that has meant organic rooibos tea — no caffeine, still contains polyphenols. I also drink herbal teas like mint or fruit tea, or just mineral water.
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In retrospect, the name Carrot Top was a clue
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Seinfeld doesn't get enough credit. Larry could have never done it alone
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A wonderful send off for The Back Wall. This ep is available on the Rare Candy episode feed as well. Love talking football and why we still care deeply about it with @FilthyArmenian
Football remains the greatest show on TV, but how long can it last? On the art, meaning, and potential doom of the great American organized religion (w/ audibles from Chuck Klosterman's new book and Camille Paglia's essay "Gridiron Feminism"). FAA 154 - The Back Wall final chapter w/ @Rarecandypod1 (lnk below)
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