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When you return from your 3-month #vacation only to find your #pool cleaning #robot has failed... #irobot #Robotics #PoolParty
I hate it when, after A lobster dinner - absent a bib because you're an adult - the only way to clean your shirt is to pressure wash it with champagne...
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And before anyone accuses me of being overly profligate, of course it's #prosecco and not champagne... What kind of a #JakePaul wannabe #douchebag #animal drinks #champagne with a midweek meal?
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I needed long scenes devoted to them crying, talking about their generational trauma. And complaining about their mummy issues :( This could have been a great movie.
The original Predator trailer — in its grainy old 35mm format — remains undefeated.
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You owe me an apology for spreading falsehoods. I think this post of yours needs a community comment for being a fraudulent photo. I have never put up this sign or anything even remotely like this. I presume it is AI generated but you can verify that. It will help X if we can have rational debate and not get personal (I can throw personal truths at you unlike your false photo) as we agree on many things (illegal immigration, climate, meritocracy mostly but with caring, ...) and disagree on some big things like who can best save democracy and how important values are in picking a President. By the way EVERY court ruling on "is there right of public access" thru the property has supported my claim this is private property with no right of public access thru the property to the public beach. Only court case I have lost is the right to shut the gate for the prior paid parking business that was run by the previous owner with teh state using bureaucracy to not let me apply for a permit to shut it down but requiring a permit. Very California coastal commission.
Wow, so crazy that @vkhosla put this sign on a public beach
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Microsoft Word now scolds you if you use words that aren’t “inclusive”!
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Grow food yourself?
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The earth is one giant 🍆
What do you think? The Earth is
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Men can hang out like this for hours and not even ask each other’s names
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When you're #extorted into #buying a company for $44 Billion under threat of having 6 months of private text messages released... The trick now, having paid up, is to #profit from the #extortion... Congratulations @elonmusk on acquiring an #interesting #asset, one way or another
You know you're dating the wrong woman when you arrive at her home to #cook for her in her kitchen and find her range did not come with a #wok ring #DatingAdvice @MrNigelNg
When the #government funded #recycling collection company knocks over all the recycling bins throughout the #neighborhood... #firstWorldProblems