First World Problems (@FirstWorld_Pro) profile picture

If you have or encounter first world problems you'd like to share, DM me and I'll let the worrld know

Top 1% of The World
Joined September 2022
Photo by First World Problems (@FirstWorld_Pro)Photo by First World Problems (@FirstWorld_Pro)Photo by First World Problems (@FirstWorld_Pro)Photo by First World Problems (@FirstWorld_Pro)Photo by First World Problems (@FirstWorld_Pro)
When you return from your 3-month #vacation only to find your #pool cleaning #robot has failed... #irobot #Robotics #PoolParty
And before anyone accuses me of being overly profligate, of course it's #prosecco and not champagne... What kind of a #JakePaul wannabe #douchebag #animal drinks #champagne with a midweek meal?
13
I hate it when, after A lobster dinner - absent a bib because you're an adult - the only way to clean your shirt is to pressure wash it with champagne...
1
24
Replying to @fuckyouiquit
The only legitimate complaint in this incredibly whiny letter is this persons' boss commenting on their activities after work. The rest is nonsense the likes of which I've come to expect of #woke #genZ new grads who have no idea what constitutes actual work.
7
First World Problems retweeted
I needed long scenes devoted to them crying, talking about their generational trauma. And complaining about their mummy issues :( This could have been a great movie.
The original Predator trailer — in its grainy old 35mm format — remains undefeated.
37
26
533
11,721
Replying to @mcuban
Damn right! I can't buy a decent bottle of #Scotch for a reasonable price #anywhere anymore! Trump's 25% #tariff went into effect and then after it #expired the price hasn't come down. I'm shocked! Is this really the level of consumer focus we can expect from #Trump?
4
First World Problems retweeted
You owe me an apology for spreading falsehoods. I think this post of yours needs a community comment for being a fraudulent photo. I have never put up this sign or anything even remotely like this. I presume it is AI generated but you can verify that. It will help X if we can have rational debate and not get personal (I can throw personal truths at you unlike your false photo) as we agree on many things (illegal immigration, climate, meritocracy mostly but with caring, ...) and disagree on some big things like who can best save democracy and how important values are in picking a President. By the way EVERY court ruling on "is there right of public access" thru the property has supported my claim this is private property with no right of public access thru the property to the public beach. Only court case I have lost is the right to shut the gate for the prior paid parking business that was run by the previous owner with teh state using bureaucracy to not let me apply for a permit to shut it down but requiring a permit. Very California coastal commission.
Wow, so crazy that @vkhosla put this sign on a public beach
897
235
126
3,255
2,064,213
Replying to @TheCriticalDri2
In their defense, it's all they've got to market their show... You can't deny them their best efforts... Admittedly, if this constitutes their best efforts then #amazon really need to hire some better writers and PR people...
32
Replying to @laralogan
Of course the lies can't hold! He was honored for his #German #ethnicity and contribution to #NYC real estate. #makedonalddrumphagain
19
First World Problems retweeted
15,040
58,317
3,563
517,307
56,119,300
First World Problems retweeted
9,687
41,201
1,917
560,150
67,236,620
Replying to @X
It's confidence inspiring that the owner of the most preeminent private #Spaceflight company can do basic #math
2
33
First World Problems retweeted
Microsoft Word now scolds you if you use words that aren’t “inclusive”!
20,211
30,410
4,931
195,346
40,459,442
First World Problems retweeted
Grow food yourself?
21,453
14,355
3,094
160,346
48,249,914
The earth is one giant 🍆
What do you think? The Earth is
85%A sphere
15%Flat
27,993 votes • Final results
8
First World Problems retweeted
Men can hang out like this for hours and not even ask each other’s names
1
39
First World Problems retweeted
Happy #WorldPasswordDay and #Maythe4th be with you! We created fun memes that celebrate both holidays for you to share with your users. Lookout for more password security and Star Wars posts today and download our new password security resource kit! bit.ly/3nvc1ST
4
23
1
65
42,744
Replying to @elonmusk
.@elonmusk congratulations on the most recent static fire! That's a great looking photo but the angle got me curious, what speed range are the fins optimized for and what does the control authority (effectiveness) graph look like during deceleration to landing? @Erdayastronaut
77
Replying to @fuckyouiquit
WTF are you talking about? The backup plan is to move into mommy's basement. Who needs a job when you've got a GenX parent to support you...
32